A Guide to Vampirism

This may or not be disturbing. I am not sure what your level of decency is.

Rule 1: Human blood is delicious, and your only source of it should be a live human. I am a human myself, and I would not let you bite me.

But blood is to be taken with charisma or force, either work beautifully.

Rule 2: If you go out in the sun you will burst into flames.

Do not do this unless you wish to end it all. Also as a sidenote any other lightsource is OK though artificial sunlight used to grow plants may cause some ill-effects.

Rule 3: If anyone compares you to what modern media calls 'vampires' tear off their arms, bludgeon them with said arm and feast upon their sweet blood if they are human because as stated before blood tastes good.

Rule 4: Don't eat their flesh. You drink blood, not eat flesh. You would be no better than the common ranks of the dead if you were to do so.

Rule 5: do not eat children for two reasons One: they are kids and let out a loud noise when bit Two: they have less blood then an adult let them grow up then drink there blood tis an effort but if you are starving little kids are OK to feed from.

Rule 6: Drink the blood of anyone who has no personality it gives them a sense of meaning doesn't it?

Rule 7: bite me is used as a request towards vampires not the insult of course.

Rule 8: don't just leave the bodies of your victims around a vampire hunter such as van hellsing will find it easier to track you.

Rule nine: the artery in the neck is always nice but the artery in the wrist is less of a dead give away.

Rule 10: Don't be so sad about being immortal eternally youthful and powerful... if you are then just commit the action stated in rule two.

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