A Little Gallows Humor

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As I stand here on the hangman,

I cannot help but smirk,

For I am the one to die, then,

But your souls are spotted and dark.

I stole to feed my family,

A loaf of bread, that's all,

But if everyone could see your souls,

They would be truly appalled.

For with the bad eyesight and foresight I own,

Hindsight is where I excel,

And if my truths are told,

I'll see you all in hell.

You there! Constable Shirkin!

You say you have ne'er sinned,

But you beat your wife and child savagely,

And they have to bear and grin!

And you! Deputy Howe!

Your heart for a woman was great,

But when she loved another,

You cried "Witch!" and she was burned at the stake.

And lets not forget Sheriff Calder,

Who when his daughter was with child,

She was beaten viciously,

And her and the baby died.

So my truths have been told,

Final words with lessened tact,

And now my speech is done,

I hope you burn in-CRACK!



Credited to C0balt Crusade
Originally uploaded on December 4, 2012

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