A MGTOW's Nightmare Before Valentines Day
The Day Comes Near
I look at my calendar. I soon realize that the day of reckoning is near.
Valentines Day.
It is the day where several mean suffer in agony as their souls are crushed by the creatures they call "women". These men are naive and believe that they might get laid or even fall in love. What they do not know is that these women are here to use them as toys for their own selfish desires. I feel sorry for these men since they are uninformed about the world around them.
However, I know better.
I've survived many Valentines Days before, and I cannot stand to watch my fellow men fall to these women's traps anymore. This year I will gather with my comrades from reddit and we will start constructing a male utopia far away from any civilization.
We Head Out In The Evening
I managed to meet with my comrades Dave and Zack, who agreed to come with me on my expedition to start a new male civilization. We grabbed our camping materials and drove out as soon as possible. After a couple of hours driving through the country, we spotted a rich green forest. This was a perfect spot.
However, nothing would prepare for what I would face their that night.
We set up our large tent and lit a bonfire as well. We thought it would be fitting to start telling some spooky stories from our past while drinking some beer. Dave started off by telling us a story from his University days, when he still would go out on pointless dates with witches in disguise.
He told us about this girl who attended all the same classes as him. She was always trying to sneak a peak at Dave without being noticed.
But Dave did notice.
Dave described her as looking cute and having a perfect figure. At this point in his life he did what he would do: Ask her out on a date. She accepted, and that's when the downward spiral began.
They began to go on even more dates and develop a more intimate relationship. It even got to the point where Dave had lost one of his most precious things: His virginity. This continued until Dave would face one of the most terrifying horrors he would have to face in his life.
She broke up with him.
Chilled by the story that Dave had just told, I check my surroundings to give myself a feeling of security. However, security is not what I found. I could see a light beyond some of the trees, as well as hear what I thought was some voices in the distance. I asked Dave and Zack if they were aware of this, and told me that they did not notice until I told them. Dave agreed to go check it out since I was too much of a pussy to do it myself.
Left Alone
It had almost been half an hour since Dave had left to go check on the mysterious light in the forest. Zack and I were starting to get concerned about David's well-being, so Zack decided that he would go check out the mysterious light in the hopes of finding David.
I was now left alone.
I was vulnerable now. Anything Could pop out and attack me now without any worry. It could be a bear, a wolf, a Canada Goose that was really fucking mad, or even worse: A wild porn star. I would need to go out by myself to investigate this light, since I did not want to spend a single moment more in these woods without my comrades. I picked up the baseball bat that I had brought with me for protection, just in case I ran into any of those wild porn stars who would fuck anyone who wasn't careful enough. I started my journey through the dark stretch of forest, unaware of the horrors I would face by the time I would approach that mysterious light.
