A Pimp Named SlickBack: Difference between revisions

Simon nudged at my leg not to go any farther, But I was a curious. I did need to have some fun at the moment. It was a long tunnel to go through for such a medium-sizedsmall house. When I got to the end of the tunnel, I was surprised to see that the end of the tunnel led to a place that looked exactly like myRobert's house, where I was currently living. In fact, it WAS myRobert's house. I was very confused, but then I realized that we were out of groceries and yelled for Robert to get some groceries at Trader Joe's. There was no reply. The house was quiet. But my room was the same as it was on the other side of the tunnel. I stepped out of my room to here somea faint sound of rap music playing downstairs, my favorite genre of music genre. When I went downstairs, I was shocked to see SlickBack in my living room, looking exactly the same way on the day that he died. When he saw me, he said:

SlickBack replied: "You just found the SlickBack universe, baby! And in my world, no friend doesn't go spoiledback to reality sad."

SlickBack clapped his hands three times, and three of my former, fellow whores showed up beside him. Their names were Bling, Cash, and Cent. Ever since SlickBack died in the real world, all three of them becamewent missing. SlickBack ordered them to please me to their highest extent. They went into the house's other rooms for a while and came back with delicious food, CD's of wonderful rap music, and a massage chair. Bling fed the food I wanted into my mouth, Cash obeyed me every time I wanted a new rap song to be played, and Cent massaged my body to my liking. I was in heaven. Even though he loved me, Robert never did anything like this to me. While I was being pampered, SimonI wassaw seenSimon enteringenter the room. He gave me an evil look before SlickBack shooed him away. Simon never did anything like that to me. I was about to follow Simon when SlickbackSlickBack asked me if I wanted anything else to make me completely happy. I asked for a man to have sex with, and SlickBack clapped his hands three more times and three gorgeous looking black men came to my side. They acted as nice as Robert acted to me, but they wanted to have sex with me. They were called Cleveland, Martin, and Victor. I chose Victor to have sex with. I know I slept with tons of men and I only wanted a child with my true love, but my sex between me and Victor was the best sex I ever had. His penis slipped so well into my vagina. Sperm ejaculation levels were just right. And his body was so smooth and warm. After my wonderful sex with Victor, I was putting my clothes back on when I just caught Simon peeking into the bedroom. He vanished with a slight hissing sound into the hallway. I checked on the time in the bedroom clock. It was very late. I wished SlickBack and the others a farewell for the day and went back through the tunnel in my bedroom to get ready for bedtime in my world. When I got to the tunnel's other side, I made sure it was my world:

The next morning, I told Robert to get some groceries at Trader Joe's while I pretended to head towards downtown in my car to go to work. When Robert was out of sight, I returned to the house and, after snuggling with my Simon, went back through the tunnel to the SlickBack universe. I met SlickBack in the living room and he greeted me:

I was pampered by Cleveland, Martin, Victor, Bling, Cash, and Cent for the day, and it seemed like a better pampering than yesterday. I saw Simon pass by me in the room again, glancing at me for a while before SlickBack whipped hisSimon's butt with his belt. SlickBack told me to pay no attention to Simon. He said that he did not know how to eliminate him from thisthe SlickBack universe yet. I wanted to see what Simon was doing, as it seemesseemed that whenever he left my sight, he went outside of the house into the backyard, which was a giant, beautiful garden. I asked to be excused from my pampering to use the crapperbathroom, and SlickBack letexcused me. When I escaped his view, I went out in the backyard and immediately followed Simon. I tried to sneak up on him, but he heard me and turned around. He looked at me angrily. Heand then uttered a scentencesentence in perfect English:

"You don't really believe that monsterSlickBack is actually a good friend to you, am I correctright?"

Simon: "It's the SlickBack universe, of course I can talk. He took so many illegal drugs in the real world. Hethat washe highthought whenhis thatgoldfish Toyota killedtold him. Heto maybecome havea beenpimp. stupid,He butwas hehigh knewwhen that speedingToyota carskilled could kill when he was soberhim."

Me: "You don't know anything about SlickBack,. theThe news said that a drunk, Greek guy named Stelio Kontos hit him when he was crossing the street legally!"

The 6 jars started to rumble and kept rumbling faster and faster each second until they stopped suddenly. 6 ghosts popped out of the 6 jars.

Simon: "They're all the real spirits of the bodies you see pampering you. TheTheir peoplebodies, withnow controlled by SlickBack were killed and then mind controlledhypnotized to become slaves to SlickBack and other visitors in this universe."

Simon: "Pretty muchExactly."

Bling: "When we were hypnotized, we all still had our cell phones on us, meaning the cell phone got transformed into a ghost too. Bottom line, we can still call and text you from beyond the grave."

Me: "Woah. That's mind blowing and greatgood to know! Now, who are you three gentlemen? Martin, Victor and Cleveland I heard?"

Me: "Man, I've had sex with so many people that I don't even knowremember you."

Cleveland: "When we all got married, we met at a local bar and said that we wanted the whore banging life back. One day at Victor's house, we found the tunnel to the SlickBack universe and came here. The rest is self explanitoryexplanatory, blah blah blah, we looked into the emerald necklace, blah blah blah, he hypnotized our bodies, blah blah blah."

Simon and the 6 ghosts waved good-bye to me as I rushedwalked back into the house to go back through the tunnel to reality. When I entered the kitchen, though, SlickBack wanted to see me at a big dining table. I took a seat nervously as Cleveland, Martin, Victor, Cent, Cash and Bling's bodies silently watched me with a slight hypnotic swirl visible in their eyes. SlickBack said to me:

"Crystal, me and your 6 friends just LOVE your company over the past few days. As a reward for hanging out in my fabulous universe, I want to give you an expensive and beautiful gift. The entire piece was hand made by the best artisansjewelery makers in this universe, carefully put together to truly show off the main jewel ofyour therich giftstatus. Open it up, it will look gorgeous on you, child!"

Me: "It's a wonderful gift. I'll just leave it here and when I return tomorrow, I'll willkeep it and wear it forever and ever."

SlickBack pointed to Simon's dying corpsebody on the kitchen floor. It looked like he had just been stabbed to death.

SlickBack: "Look into the emerald on your necklace and I promise that Simon will come back to life."

SlickBack's slaves ran towards me in my seat. I jupedjumped out of the seat and ran for the stairs, but Victor pinned me to the ground and the others ripped at my expensive clothes, tearing them to shreds until I only had my bra and my panty hoes on. I fought all the slaves off of my body, eventually killing each. Blood was left all around the house. SlickBack ran towards me with all of his strength and tried to hypnotisehypnotize me, but I kept fromdidn't lookinglook at the necklace and ran up the stairastairs to my room. The tunnel was still there. I climbed in the tunnel quickly, but SlickBack grabbed my legs with force and tried to pull be back into his universe, but I clawed in the tunnel until I slightlyjust got into my universe. I noticed an open knife in my room, so I stabbed one of SlickBack's arms. He let go of my legs for a second, and then I quickly moved the huge loose brick over the tunnel. SlickBack was trapped in his own universe now. The gap lost it'sits light purple color and everything went back to normal. The wall was even restored so that the tunnel could never be opened again. Just then, Robert came into the room and was asking about all the noise. I told him that it was a long story, but I broke out into tears near the end of my scentence. He asked what was wrong, and I told him that the origin of this messed up story was that he would never bring me a true son. He knelt down on one knee and told me the only obstacle in the way was that I was a whore, but he still loved me. I told him that if I quit my current job, that we could have sex. He agreed and smiled at me.