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"We're gonna have fun, Crystal..."
Simon nudged at my leg not to go any farther, But I was
"Crystal! There's my star attraction! How are you? I haven't seen you in a month!"
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"SlickBack? How are you still alive? You were killed a month ago in a car accident!"
SlickBack replied: "You just found the SlickBack universe, baby! And in my world, no friend doesn't go
SlickBack clapped his hands three times, and three of my former, fellow whores showed up beside him. Their names were Bling, Cash, and Cent. Ever since SlickBack died in the real world, all three of them
I know I slept with tons of men, but my sex between me and Victor was the best sex I ever had. His penis slipped so well into my vagina. Sperm ejaculation levels were just right. And his body was so smooth and warm. After my wonderful sex with Victor, I was putting my clothes back on when I just caught Simon peeking into the bedroom. He vanished with a slight mumbling sound into the hallway. I checked on the time in the bedroom clock. It was very late. I wished SlickBack and the others farewell and went back through the tunnel in my bedroom to get ready for going to sleep. When I got to the tunnel's other side, I made sure it was my world:
Me: "Robert, can we have sex tonight?"
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The next morning, I told Robert to get some groceries at Trader Joe's while I pretended to head towards downtown in my car to go to work. When Robert was out of sight, I returned to the house and, after snuggling with
"What's up, my baby child? Did you want to relax again? I got all of relaxation's necessities ready and waiting for you, Crystal girl!"
I was pampered by Cleveland, Martin, Victor, Bling, Cash, and Cent for the day, and it seemed like a better pampering than yesterday. I saw Simon pass by me in the room again, glancing at me for a while before SlickBack whipped
"You don't really believe that
I fainted and fell on the patio for only a little while. When I came to, Simon was standing beside me.
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Me: "You can TALK now?"
Simon: "It's the SlickBack universe, of course I can talk. He took so many illegal drugs in the real world
Me: "You don't know anything about SlickBack
Simon: "I sadly know more than you think in this universe."
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Simon: "Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!!!"
The 6 jars started to rumble and kept rumbling faster and faster
The 6 ghosts were Bling, Cash, Cent, Cleveland, Martin, and Victor.
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Me: "WHO ARE YOU ALL?"
Simon: "They're all the real spirits of the bodies you see pampering you.
Me: "So these used to be real people that visited the SlickBack universe and are now trapped here forever?"
Simon: "
Me: "Cash, I'm so happy to finally see you again knowing you aren't missing, but how did you end up here along with Cent and Bling?"
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Me: "But you guys are, I mean were, my best friends."
Bling: "When we were hypnotized, we all still had our cell phones on us, meaning the cell phone got transformed into a ghost too. Bottom line, we can still call and text you from beyond the grave."
Me: "Woah. That's mind blowing and
Martin: "Yeah, you got our names right. I'm Martin, to your left is Cleveland, and to your right is Victor."
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Martin: "We as a trio used to be three of SlickBack's best customers. Now that I see you, I remember banging you as a special gift for every holiday in 2012. I never had sex with just anyone on holidays."
Me: "Man, I've had sex with so many people that I don't even
Cleveland: "When we all got married, we met at a local bar and said that we wanted the whore banging life back. One day at Victor's house, we found the tunnel to the SlickBack universe and came here. The rest is self
Victor: "Just so you know, if I could punch you, I would. That sex you had with my zombie-like body was terrible. You didn't even do the Log Jammer correctly!"
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Me: "You're right, Simon. I love and I'll miss you all!"
Simon and the 6 ghosts waved good-bye to me as I
"Crystal, me and your 6 friends just LOVE your company over the past few days. As a reward for hanging out in my fabulous universe, I want to give you an expensive and beautiful gift. The entire piece was hand made by the best
I opened up the package. It was a necklace that had a giant, natural emerald in the middle.
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SlickBack: "That emerald's a beauty, ain't it, babycakes? If you look straight into it, you can see the clearest reflection you've ever seen of yourself!"
Me: "It's a wonderful gift. I'll just leave it here and when I return tomorrow, I'll
SlickBack: "Oh, I don't think that there will be a tomorrow for you. I spied on a little kitty who told you the secret of my universe, and you're not getting away."
SlickBack pointed to Simon's dying
SlickBack: "His body's fresher than a Subway sandwich right now. Mmm, a fresh kill. Would you like Whole Wheat or Italian bread with that? Oh, wait, we're out of Italian bread at the moment. You'll have to get Herbs And Cheese bread."
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Me: "You're a psychopath!"
SlickBack: "Look into the emerald on your necklace and I promise that Simon will come back to life."
Simon: "Don't...Crys...tal..."
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SlickBack: "Seize Crystal, slaves!"
SlickBack's slaves ran towards me in my seat. I
Just then, Robert came into the room and was asking about all the noise. I told him that it was a long, weird story, but I broke out into tears near the end of my sentence. He asked what was wrong, and I told him that the origin of this weird story was that he would never bring me a true son. He knelt down on one knee and told me the only obstacle in the way was the fact that I was a whore, but he still loved me. I told him that I was going to quit my current job tomorrow, and that if I did, I wanted to have sex with him tomorrow. He agreed to have sex and smiled at me.
It was the best sex I ever had.
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