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{{note|This Trollpasta was written by OneyNG, DingDongVG, and Matt from SuperMega. It is almost incomprehensible.}}
 
I bought Pokémon at a car boot sale and it was covered in battery acid!, and it glitched. It made my sprites look all jumbled up!
 
I bought a Pokémon executable file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh, I got a virus! I turned it on and Pikachu came on the screen but his eyes were oddly realistic, and blood was oozing out.
 
I got a virus!
 
I turned it on and Pikachu came on the screen, but his eyes were... oddly realistic, and blood was oozing out.
 
I bought a Pokémon card and it made my screen turn brown!
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I... I don't remember it lookin' that way, but I kept playing on.
 
And then I turned on the TV and there was SpongeBob , but it wasn't Squidward., Iti-it was...wasn't Squi-, Squidward was all upset.
 
I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD!
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I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB, BUT I NEVER MET HIM!
 
Gyarados [is] lookin' [at] me, he's screamin' [at] me, and I killed him with un-
 
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