A Super Scary Lost Copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii Found At Nintendo: Difference between revisions

Once upon a time, I was an intern at Nintendo who played all of the games in the Mario series. Except for one game that somebody at Nintendo created but was never released to the public due to its graphic violence and gore. The game was supposedly a bootleg copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii that was developed by one intern who died days after it was finished. Not a single word was said about the mysterious copy. Since the box art of the game looked really interesting, I took it home after another normal day at work as an intern. I opened the disc case, which contained the game disc and no instruction manual. I thought that was strange since the normal copies of New Super Mario Bros. Wii included a manual. I popped the disc out of the case and inserted it into my Wii console. While the game was loading, I noticed that the game lacked an official Nintendo seal. I knew that this copy was fake.

 

 

I grabbed the disc and threw it against the ground. I slashed the disc as much as possible with my pocket knife into very small pieces. I threw them all away in the garbage can for safe keeping until trash day. I did the same with the box art so I wouldn't have to see that terrifying image of the undead characters ever again. After destroying the remains of the game, I went to bed and fell asleep several times. I kept having nightmares about the game, even though it was already gone for good. But on the bright side, I eventually forgot about it three months after I quit my job as an intern at Nintendo. I was thankful for what I did to that game because it was super terrible. Now I'm an unemployed person who is still seeking a new job to this very day...

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