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covered in margarine. Jacob got fed up of reading Jeff the killer 2 and walks |
covered in margarine. Jacob got fed up of reading Jeff the killer 2 and walks |
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to the local Sainsbury’s to pick up a copy of the daily mail. "Conkers worst |
to the local Sainsbury’s to pick up a copy of the daily mail. "Conkers worst |
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fur day deleted by unknown |
fur day deleted by unknown foreigner". Jacob was absolutely bamboozled, how could |
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someone delete Conker’s worse fur day before I could do a bad creepy pasta |
someone delete Conker’s worse fur day before I could do a bad creepy pasta |
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episode on it. He was so angry he wrote a letter. And he sent it in comic sans. |
episode on it. He was so angry he wrote a letter. And he sent it in comic sans. |
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they were bleeding hyper realistic vix vapour rub. Toby drank 8 shots of |
they were bleeding hyper realistic vix vapour rub. Toby drank 8 shots of |
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champagne and puked it all over mats trench coat. Jacob laughed hysterically. |
champagne and puked it all over mats trench coat. Jacob laughed hysterically. |
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"What’s so funny? Says matt. |
"What’s so funny? Says matt." "What’s funny is that you are covered in |
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champagne. Meanwhile postman pat slotted a letter in their door hole. Jacob went |
champagne. Meanwhile postman pat slotted a letter in their door hole. Jacob went |
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to get the letter. |
to get the letter. |
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Singed THE ADMIN |
Singed THE ADMIN |
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Jacob fell down with fear and shock. "What |
Jacob fell down with fear and shock. "What happened" matt |
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asked "I got a letter from a guy called the |
asked "I got a letter from a guy called the admin" Jacob replied. "Why did you |
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fall |
fall down" Matt asked. "It was written really loudly" Jacob replied. "Who wrote |
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it" Matt asked "I got this letter two days after I sent a letter to the unknown |
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foreigner who deleted Conker’s worst fur |
foreigner who deleted Conker’s worst fur day". Then a man busted down the door. |
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It was Lol skeletons. He had a jellied eel in his hand. He has a metal suit |
It was Lol skeletons. He had a jellied eel in his hand. He has a metal suit |
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with the letter c on it. His hat had handles on the head and had glowing blue |
with the letter c on it. His hat had handles on the head and had glowing blue |
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eyes. He said in a robotic voice "you will be deleted, DELETE DELETE |
eyes. He said in a robotic voice "you will be deleted, DELETE DELETE |
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DELETE!!!!!!! |
DELETE!!!!!!!" it all started to make sense. The robotic suit, the lack of |
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emotion, the glowing eyes, the c on his chest, the metal |
emotion, the glowing eyes, the c on his chest, the metal handles" he was a |
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bicycle! Jacob and mat ran up the stairs and took toby with them. Matt had a |
bicycle! Jacob and mat ran up the stairs and took toby with them. Matt had a |
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stitch halfway there and got out a pastry so he could keep running. They had to |
stitch halfway there and got out a pastry so he could keep running. They had to |
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to land on the ground. Then they remembered…it was Tuesday! They floated |
to land on the ground. Then they remembered…it was Tuesday! They floated |
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outside and started to fly like superman. "You may be able to fly but I have |
outside and started to fly like superman. "You may be able to fly but I have |
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allies" shouted Lol skeletons. |
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The toffee crisp vampire flue down from the sky. But this |
The toffee crisp vampire flue down from the sky. But this |