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[[File:Lol skeletons.jpg|thumb|220x220px|this is what lol skeletons looked like]] |
[[File:Lol skeletons.jpg|thumb|220x220px|this is what lol skeletons looked like]] |
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Toby, mat and Jacob were in front of the computer. They are |
Toby, mat and Jacob were in front of the computer. They are |
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reading Jeff the killer 2, (electric booga-liu). For those who |
reading Jeff the killer 2, (electric booga-liu). For those who don't know, Jeff |
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the killer is a story based off of the story of the first fish to commit knife |
the killer is a story based off of the story of the first fish to commit knife |
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crimes. Jacob was petrified by the |
crimes. Jacob was petrified by the story's lacklustre scares. Mat went to |
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microwave a delicious peperoni hot pocket and a large slab of roast beef |
microwave a delicious peperoni hot pocket and a large slab of roast beef |
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covered in margarine. Jacob got fed up of reading Jeff the killer 2 and walks |
covered in margarine. Jacob got fed up of reading Jeff the killer 2 and walks |
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to the local |
to the local Sainsbury's to pick up a copy of the daily mail. "Conkers worst |
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fur day deleted by unknown foreigner". Jacob was absolutely bamboozled, how could |
fur day deleted by unknown foreigner". Jacob was absolutely bamboozled, how could |
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someone delete |
someone delete Conker's worse fur day before I could do a bad creepy pasta |
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episode on it. He was so angry he wrote a letter. And he sent it in comic sans. |
episode on it. He was so angry he wrote a letter. And he sent it in comic sans. |
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they were bleeding hyper realistic vix vapour rub. Toby drank 8 shots of |
they were bleeding hyper realistic vix vapour rub. Toby drank 8 shots of |
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champagne and puked it all over mats trench coat. Jacob laughed hysterically. |
champagne and puked it all over mats trench coat. Jacob laughed hysterically. |
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"What's so funny? Says matt." "What's funny is that you are covered in |
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champagne. Meanwhile postman pat slotted a letter in their door hole. Jacob went |
champagne. Meanwhile postman pat slotted a letter in their door hole. Jacob went |
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to get the letter. |
to get the letter. |
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fall down" Matt asked. "It was written really loudly" Jacob replied. "Who wrote |
fall down" Matt asked. "It was written really loudly" Jacob replied. "Who wrote |
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it" Matt asked "I got this letter two days after I sent a letter to the unknown |
it" Matt asked "I got this letter two days after I sent a letter to the unknown |
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foreigner who deleted |
foreigner who deleted Conker's worst fur day". Then a man busted down the door. |
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It was Lol skeletons. He had a jellied eel in his hand. He has a metal suit |
It was Lol skeletons. He had a jellied eel in his hand. He has a metal suit |
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with the letter c on it. His hat had handles on the head and had glowing blue |
with the letter c on it. His hat had handles on the head and had glowing blue |
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The toffee crisp vampire flue down from the sky. But this |
The toffee crisp vampire flue down from the sky. But this |
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wasn't just toffee crisp. It was the tobeast from the parallel dimension where |
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toby is a toffee crisp. Lol skeletons started to ride the tobeast. Tobeast |
toby is a toffee crisp. Lol skeletons started to ride the tobeast. Tobeast |
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tries to grab toby with his tentacles. Mat assumed a henti scene would enact, |
tries to grab toby with his tentacles. Mat assumed a henti scene would enact, |