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A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A |
A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A girl of 88 years old saw him and told him: |
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"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?" |
"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?" |
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"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!" |
"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!" |
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The girl cried and run away. She entered a rocket and found refuge in Somalia, best place in the world. |
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"Fuckin' bitch is gone now!" sad the sad man, now happier. |
"Fuckin' bitch is gone now!" sad the sad man, now happier. |
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The sad man, now even happier, left and kept walking towards his house. |
The sad man, now even happier, left and kept walking towards his house. |
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Y'know, I think I know WHY he was sad. He learned his daughter was fuckin' penguins in Antarctica and he was sad because he is in bad relations with his girl and because he's poor he'll never |
Y'know, I think I know WHY he was sad. He learned his daughter was with fuckin' penguins in Antarctica and he was sad because he is in bad relations with his girl and because he's poor he'll never be with penguins in Antarctica! |
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So, as he was walking towards his house he saw a dog. The dog had human eyes. |
So, as he was walking towards his house he saw a dog. The dog had human eyes. |
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