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One day, this anthropomorphic alien with 3 nipples came up to me and asked me |
One day, this anthropomorphic alien with 3 nipples came up to me and asked me "Can you give me juice? My nipples won't work." I said, "What kind of juice?" He says "I dunno, blueberry? Lemon?" I said, "Okay, but why do you need your nipples to work?" he said "So I can feed my kids." I said "But you're a fuckin' male!" He says, "Well, I am an alien. It's a well known fact on my planet that male aliens make milk." |
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I said, "Do you have a penis?" He says, "Yes, I have a penis." He opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue, then a small penis comes out. I says, "What the fuck!? That't not motherfucking normal!" He says, "Well, fuck you!" I said, "Fuck you, too!" he says, "Fuck you three!" I said, "Fuck you four!" he says, "Fuck you fucking five!" I said, "Woah! You best mother fucking apologize for that fucking comment!" |
I said, "Do you have a penis?" He says, "Yes, I have a penis." He opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue, then a small penis comes out. I says, "What the fuck!? That't not motherfucking normal!" He says, "Well, fuck you!" I said, "Fuck you, too!" he says, "Fuck you three!" I said, "Fuck you four!" he says, "Fuck you fucking five!" I said, "Woah! You best mother fucking apologize for that fucking comment!" |