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We got there, the magician looks like he recently got bloodshot. I was wondering, please be a normal magic show.... I was hoping for the best. The magician pulled out EVIL PATRIXXXX then, he suddenly ate a pile of dog. I was creeped out from what I saw. Don't they only eat dogs in China? EVIL PATRIXXXX was farting alota lot, I saw baked beans on the dog. My brain was just, not, computing. I got stressed that EVIL PATRIXXXX would mess up the show, I was right. He farted and farted, till he passed out. How do you pass out from farting? The magician grabs a knife, stabs PATRIXXXX, and takes out the dog. IT HAS BAKED BEANS IN IT, HE RIPPED OFF THE BELLY OF EVIL PATRIXXXX! I was like, EWWWWWWW. He started by grabbing one of my friends, making him eat the flesh of PATRIXXXX. I was shocked from what I saw, a bunch of people I didn't knew started to run. He stabbed, and stabbed, and stabbed them all. All my friends escaped suddenly. I didn't record what happened, the police won't think this is real. There's a next show coming soon, so I'll take the time to do that. McShaw, my friend who ate EVIL PATRIXXXX is in the hospital, I wish him the best.