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February 21, 1979
It gets very creepy at nighttime... I hear a whole bunch of ghost Will's saying "sorry" and all of our clocks stop at 3:07 were all cuddled up in bed right now scared to death. Good thing for me because my computer works even though were on a ship. Plants (shaped like mushrooms) started to grow everywhere. I knew this was not good!
In the morning we met another enemy that hopped on board our ship. It's Michael The Lazy, Lonely SeaSlug. Michael is a very Lonely little SeaSlug... He never had a girlfriend and he wants to find his first love and cuddle with him/her for eternity... (He's Bisexual) we grabbed our pirate swords and started to attack the SeaSlug but it did no damage we have to offer him a sacrifice so he can leave us alone. We all offer him Super Plank Of Death but he declined that offer.. Only he can choose who he wants to cuddle with forever. The SeaSlug squirmed his way over to us and felt our biceps and he showed a great interest in Jack The Ale guzzler. But I needed him because he was the only one who knew where one eyed willy was. Michael lunged over to Jack and wrapped his tail and arms around him then leaped into the air and took Jack with him to cuddle for eternity. "That's no Bueno" I told myself... We need that S.O.B.
February 22, 1979
Me and my seamen crew were sleeping... Then something woke us up. When I opened my eyes we were surrounded by plants shaped like mushrooms, they start to wiggle and they hit the ground and break then they grew arms and legs and attacked me and my seamen. Iron leg Kerby was so scared he turned into a brick and stood there in the corner, so it's all up to me and Neck-Snapper Nancy we grabbed our swords and went back to back and fought the mushroom men. I chopped one of their heads off then my sword broke and they over powered me and Nancy to the ground and tied us up... They left iron leg Kerby on the ground because he was in brick mode. We were powerless to these freaks and they'll turn us into mushrooms now! Since we all know kerbys can't hold brick-mode forever he then turned back into his jiggly self and the mushroom men suddenly gave him the electric nipple touch which instantly killed Kerby. There was only 4 mushroom men left and I knew if I could break free I can kill them so with that I told Neck-Snapper Nancy to give me a distraction so I can cut myself loose. He then wiggled his chair to one of the mushroom men and started to yell at him. The mushroom men grab him and threw him to the ground and started to squirt their mushroom juice on him which immediately turned him into one of them. That A-hole didn't give me enough time so now it's time for me to face my doom. They grabbed me and threw me to the ground and one of them mounted me... He was ready to squirt his gruesome mushroom juice on me when all of a sudden gunga appears out of nowhere and bites one of the mushroom man's head off... They attack gunga but with quick reaction he devoured a chilly dog sandwich and pooped all over the mushroom men causing them to die... I was so happy my diggity dog saved me. He untied me and I gave him a hug, but at that point I just realized I never had a dog... Gunga then looked up at me and started to growl. The end (to be continued)
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