Adventures With Gunga Volume Two: Difference between revisions

'''February 22nd 1979'''

 

 

We were almost to 4 Seasons Island but a disturbance happened with the ship. Then all of a sudden Al-Gore hops on board and says "everybody run! ManBearPig is coming. He's half man, half bear, half pig." Then I thought to myself "this guy doesn't know his fractions." Then something big leaped into the air and landed on the ship. It was ManBearPig! He's huge and ferocious, he's about 12 feet tall! We grabbed our weapons and went to war. 1st lieut. Jiggily puff did his rev roll and bursted into ManBearPig but he instantly popped and died. I was so scared that I chopped down the escape boat and was paddling away from the ship. The seamen saw that then they followed me, and so did Al-Gore. Gunga was pissed at me because we left his Petco™ Ship behind and ManBearPig was there eating all Gunga's dog treats and fliers. Gunga started gnawing on my leg trying to rip it off then I started to scream and he instantly let go when Roy Wrinkleton held a dog treat over his snout. It took us a few hours but we finally got to 4 Seasons Island alive. When we got to shore one of the guards came up to us and asked "are you guys members?" Then Jack walked up to him and started to whisper then the guard let us in. I was trying to ask what Jack said to him but he wouldn't tell me. I just assumed he said "we were trying to find One Eyed Willy." He walked up to the pond and said "Ben, did you really think you'd get away with blowing up 4 Seasons did you?" I started getting nervous and didn't answer. Then he said "and did you think that One Eyed Willy lives in the 4 Seasons Island pond? Your to gullible. Take em to 4 Seasons Island Prison." Then these robot guards grabbed us and threw us in prison. Jack walked up to us and I asked "why'd you do it?!?" Then he said "I'm a lawyer." Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!! "Says Ben" The end (to be continued)

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