Alvin and The Chipmunks Lost Video Game

My name is Jesse White and how dare you not now my name you sic freeks, but anyway, i was looking on amazon (not ebay you cliche hunters) and found a new game, Alvin and the Chipmunks, I always hated them, especially the stupid fat dumb fuck of theodore, but i wanted to check it out to get more youtube clout and eventually take over the world. I orderd it and waited.

I had a sandwich

It came to my hose and i picked it up. it was for the nintendo wiiu, my favorate consule and i slammed the disc in the wiiu so hard that it broke and i needed to order another one

I had another sandwich

It came again and i put it in carefully for the game to start

it storted and i was immediately playing as the goofy ass lookin' fat fuck theodore, wandereing the hose of dave, the chunkmunks musican father. i said to myself "why cant i play as alvin, hes the best one" i then saw alvins corpse next to benjamin, the chupmick always high on weed, holding a hyper-realistik gnoife. benjamin grabbed his bong and trew it at theodore, before exclaiming "is this not what you wanted" in his signiture scottish accent. i replied "yes benjamin thanks for getting rid of the stupid fat fuck theodore" which is when benjamin asked if we cound do something for him. a scremer appered which was benjamin which hyper-realistick eyes, hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic fur. i pooped my pants so hard that i had colon disease and died.

i obviously went to hell because i burned down the orphanage and met satan, cool dude. he has extra capri sun so i would recommend going to hell. anyway, i was greeted with the same wiiu and had to play more of the game. i witnessed benjamin kill dave, simon, the chipettes and the whole chockmocks universe. then benjmin said, your next. i said no you dopey mother clucker and using the powers of the sandwiches from earlier, broke the wiiu and went to heaven

but then the sandwiches realised i burned down the orphanage so i went back to my room. there was now no wiiu :( and everything was cleen

never buy alvin and the chipmunks, or benjamin will get you oh no hes here hbtigbhrfghfiodksjhgdvy7r48uoeilawjskrhgrkuy32ifh;oupowukvygytnctickuhbti8i

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