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Among Us is trash nowadays. I mean, who the hell decided to add quick chat? It is extreme censorship at its best. It has literally been 999999 years since I played it. It SUCKS. |
Among Us is trash nowadays. I mean, who the hell decided to add quick chat? It is extreme censorship at its best. It has literally been 999999 years since I played it. It SUCKS. |
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But one century later, I got an email from my friend John. He said that Among Us can be deleted if you go into the files. I said, |
But one century later, I got an email from my friend John. He said that Among Us can be deleted if you go into the files. I said, "Frick yeah!" and went to the files immediately. I started deleting the files when I came across the map titled, "DONOTOPEN666.EXE." When I deleted it, my computer started glitching. The game opened, but the crewmates that appear on the title screen had hyper-realistic blood coming out of their masks. I then laughed at the patheticness and clicked the exit button but it didn't work. It just started a round and showed the red crewmate saying, "Shhh..." and it said I was the only survivor. I was confused, and then my computer started smoking, and the screen turned red and THE COMPUTER EXPLODED!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I was flung like a hockey puck into the wall, and I randomly teleported into a ship. There were other crewmates (so much for only survivor) and they ran off to do tasks. I figured it |
I was flung like a hockey puck into the wall, and I randomly teleported into a ship. There were other crewmates (so much for only survivor) and they ran off to do tasks. I figured it wouldn't be too bad. I went to fix the wires and found a SEVERED HEAD IN THE BOX. I slammed it shut and ran. The ship started having messages like, "666," "YOU'RE NEXT," and "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN," written in blood on the walls. I screamed so much that I turned into an Among Us crewmate. Just then, the impostor, came out of the vent, and I kicked his nuts. I killed the impostor! But then, a skeleton popped out of the vent, and an alarm sound started going on. The ship crashed into the moon and I was killed by the explosion. |
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Latest revision as of 06:27, 30 August 2023
Among Us is trash nowadays. I mean, who the hell decided to add quick chat? It is extreme censorship at its best. It has literally been 999999 years since I played it. It SUCKS.
But one century later, I got an email from my friend John. He said that Among Us can be deleted if you go into the files. I said, "Frick yeah!" and went to the files immediately. I started deleting the files when I came across the map titled, "DONOTOPEN666.EXE." When I deleted it, my computer started glitching. The game opened, but the crewmates that appear on the title screen had hyper-realistic blood coming out of their masks. I then laughed at the patheticness and clicked the exit button but it didn't work. It just started a round and showed the red crewmate saying, "Shhh..." and it said I was the only survivor. I was confused, and then my computer started smoking, and the screen turned red and THE COMPUTER EXPLODED!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was flung like a hockey puck into the wall, and I randomly teleported into a ship. There were other crewmates (so much for only survivor) and they ran off to do tasks. I figured it wouldn't be too bad. I went to fix the wires and found a SEVERED HEAD IN THE BOX. I slammed it shut and ran. The ship started having messages like, "666," "YOU'RE NEXT," and "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN," written in blood on the walls. I screamed so much that I turned into an Among Us crewmate. Just then, the impostor, came out of the vent, and I kicked his nuts. I killed the impostor! But then, a skeleton popped out of the vent, and an alarm sound started going on. The ship crashed into the moon and I was killed by the explosion.
THE END
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