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The camera slowly zoomed in to the castle's entrance – a giant wooden door beneath a hissing grotesque head – which creaked open. Old Man gasped. |
The camera slowly zoomed in to the castle's entrance – a giant wooden door beneath a hissing grotesque head – which creaked open. Old Man gasped. |
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'Old Man, Old Man, Old |
'Old Man, Old Man, Old Man...' |
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There stood a plump, balding fellow, dressed in crimson clothes, his most distinguishing feature being |
There stood a plump, balding fellow, dressed in crimson clothes, his most distinguishing feature being his...his moustache. |
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Senor Moustache. The version of Beauty's father from another low-budget animated ''Beauty and the Beast'', even by the same company that made Old Man's. He, however, had not become as big a meme as Old Man. No Creepypasta show for him, only about one cameo in Phelous' other videos. |
Senor Moustache. The version of Beauty's father from another low-budget animated ''Beauty and the Beast'', even by the same company that made Old Man's. He, however, had not become as big a meme as Old Man. No Creepypasta show for him, only about one cameo in Phelous' other videos. |
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'Ha!' Old Man sneered at Senor Moustache. 'You think you can defeat me? ''Me'', who possessed you just you'd be less ''useless''?' |
'Ha!' Old Man sneered at Senor Moustache. 'You think you can defeat me? ''Me'', who possessed you just you'd be less ''useless''?' |
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'Speaking of |
'Speaking of which...' From out of nowhere, Senor Moustache pulled out a bucket of water and threw it at Old Man. Old Man didn't even flinch. |
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'Really?' Old Man raised an eyebrow. 'The most obvious attack against me and you did it! You ''are'' an idiot. I mean, yeah, I say that a lot to please the fans – something ''you'' don't have – but I take, you know, showers and stuff. I'm not the Wicked Witch of the West or anything.' |
'Really?' Old Man raised an eyebrow. 'The most obvious attack against me and you did it! You ''are'' an idiot. I mean, yeah, I say that a lot to please the fans – something ''you'' don't have – but I take, you know, showers and stuff. I'm not the Wicked Witch of the West or anything.' |
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'Say,' said Senor Moustache, 'did you know Golden Films did a ''Wizard of Oz ''adaptation and they made Dorothy pretty much sound almost exactly like Judy Garland did in the MGM version?' |
'Say,' said Senor Moustache, 'did you know Golden Films did a ''Wizard of Oz ''adaptation and they made Dorothy pretty much sound almost exactly like Judy Garland did in the MGM version?' |
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'Oh yeah,' replied Old Man, tapping his chin, 'I think I saw that once. In that one, the Wicked Witch was pretty much Maleficent, complete with the pig |
'Oh yeah,' replied Old Man, tapping his chin, 'I think I saw that once. In that one, the Wicked Witch was pretty much Maleficent, complete with the pig minions...' |
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With Old Man distracted, Senor Moustache raised a knife |
With Old Man distracted, Senor Moustache raised a knife and... |
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My web browser reloaded itself and I was taken to a new Youtube video. |
My web browser reloaded itself and I was taken to a new Youtube video. |
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Senor Moustache stood in front of a black background. Beside him was the severed head of Old Man on a stake, being nibbled at by the raccoon from earlier. |
Senor Moustache stood in front of a black background. Beside him was the severed head of Old Man on a stake, being nibbled at by the raccoon from earlier. |
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'Viewers, viewers, viewers, welcome to Senor Moustache Reads Creepypastas! My |
'Viewers, viewers, viewers, welcome to Senor Moustache Reads Creepypastas! My predecessor...' He gestured towards the head. '...was far too negative. Sonic.EXE is one of my favourite stories ever...' |
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It was then I screamed. |
It was then I screamed. |