Androgynous Copypasta

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A copypasta mocking these weird 4chan posts that have popped up since 2016 where OP describe themselves as some kind smug irresistible cunning chad.

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Saw this androgynous but attractive specimen just going on about their business and decided to impose myself.

"Is that a dick bulge or minge in your pants? I need to know if it's socially acceptable amongst my peers to tell people we smashed pissers."

"Excuse me? I don't know who you-"

"My house and my car are worth roughly the same. Financially interchangeable. That's how you know I'm good with money."

"I'm getting the pepper spray."

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