Andy Griffith Lost Epesode

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So i never watch the Andy Griffith show before ususally old peple from 1953 like 2 watch shows like that beacuse it remind them of when before the world had colors. Any way i was at a yard sale and I found a record called Andy Griffith lost epesode it was only $100 so i bought it using my mamas credit card. teh man that I shoudl be careful when i watch because a skeleton could pop out and any moment . so i said "lol ur dumb" and he started crying and told me to go home so i did.

I put the record in to the bluray player and it started to play the video but it was a hyperrealistic red color and i was so scared that i thrrew up 10 pounds of lolipops. the epesode started with Barney and andy standing on the sidewalk when the fat drunk guy came aournd the corner. Barney then shot him in the face and he died. Then a skeleton poped out and Andy said he had to go home so the he could eat his dinner but he wanted to show Aunt Bee the skeleton. Barny said that he had to go buy a wedding dress because he had to find someone to marry.

Later andy got to his house and Opey had a hyperrealistic nose and Andy said "U stupid kid you need to die" then he shot him in his face and he died. then Ant Bee come in the room and said "U stupid loser! I will cook Opey in the pot for your dinner now eat!" the next hours of the epesode wer just of Aunt Bee crammin food in the mouth of Andy then Andy was fat and Ant Bee said "lol now ur fat enough for me to feed you 2 Patrixx!" then Patrixx and his girlfriend Patricixx entered the room with barney in his wedding dress and Barney Said "I found who I'm gonna marry! I'm gonna marry Patricixx!" then Patricixx saided " Lololol u so stupid your just food for me and Patrixx! I'm not marry you even if you sucked my knickers!!!" then Barney started to cry and Patrixx and Patricixx saided "Surrenda naw diiiiiiiiiie!" then they ated Andy cooked Opey Aunt Bee and Barney fife then they looked at the camera and said "You're next!" then Patrixx's underwear is comming out of the screen and it touch my face and then I died

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