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Not even trilogy! This was concerning me. I pushed the start button and was met with a level selector screen with 6 levels. "ONLY 6 LEVELS?" I screamed at the top of my lungs and my mother yelled "be quiet up there, Jake!" (My name is Jake, if you didn't know) and I apologized, because I thought if I didn't she would take my Xbox One away. I selected the first level, and there was a fortress with 4 pigs in it and it was shaped familiarly, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I launched the yellow bird (he can boost when you hit the A button) and BAM! it took out nearly the whole freakin' fortress and killed 3 of the pigs! I felt so proud. I then finished the job with a red bird, killing the last pig, earning me 3 stars. When the end of level screen popped up, instead of a pleasant chime every time a star popped up on screen, I was met with a horrific pig squeal noise. It was as if it was coming from my very room. I took the game out of the Xbox One and my heart couldn't stop racing... what was that?
After a few days, I had played the game up to level 5, and started to notice that the levels looked a lot like the houses of people that I knew, but wrote this off as a coincidence. My mother had told me that we were going to a party at the Jefferson's. Once we got there however, we were met with a spine-chilling scene. The house was in rubble! My mother was in tears, and I was simply shocked. Was this my doing? Was
That's when I heard it, coming from
"Angered Birds"
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"You. Are. Next. Jake." But it was saying it in reverse.
I shuffled backwards. I was simply dumbfounded and quite scared. I immediately turned off his Xbox One and burned my hand on the charred off button. I went to the bus station and boarded the bus for 5 U.S. dollars. As I rode home, I could only think of the catastrophic demise of the
An evil looking pig king appeared on my screen and told me to pick up my Xbox One controller which fell under my bed. I followed his command and picked up the controller, but something was different. The Xbox logo in the middle was glowing red and the controller began to shake (I thought I turned rumble off as it gets in the way as most gamers do). I tried to turn off my Xbox One console, but every time I pressed the power button a loud, gut wrenching pig squeal reverberated throughout my room.
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The evil pig king then selected the 6th level, much to my dismay. He then said:
I was shocked because the level looked exactly like my house! My mother, father, and sister each represented as pigs were in their respective rooms, with me, a bomb bird, in the slingshot.
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The evil pig king began to shout:
My jaw dropped at his proposal and I begged for their lives. As I fell to my knees, I accidentally pressed the A button on my Xbox One controller which launched the bird into the house in the level. As I realized this fatal mistake, I heard a screeching
All an Angry Birds connoisseur like myself can ask is... why would Rovio Entertainment make such a dastardly game?
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