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Hi, I'm Paul. andAnd I'm pretty sure that everybody has heard of the game “Angry Birds”. It's a game about some colorful birds who'd cause destruction just to get their eggs back from those Bad Piggies. It's one of my favorite games of all time! But soon, it would all CHANGEEEEEEE.
 
Because one day, I decided to go on eBay to look for some games and/or toys. I decided to look for some Angry Birds merchandise and surprisingly, they had lots of games and toys! And then I saw a mysterious looking DVD. The name of the product was: “Angry Birds Classic DVD. (CONTAINS NEVER BEFORE SEEN EPISODE)”. This product immediately caught my attention. An Angry Birds DVD with a lost chapter?! That sounds amazing! So I bought the DVD, and I contacted the seller to know more about the lost episode. Here's how the conversation went:
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'''Me''': Hi.
 
'''Seller''': Hello. So, you're the one who bought the DVD, right?
 
'''Me''': Yep!
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I clicked on the first level, and the cutscene started like usual. But the strange thing about this was, Red was nowhere to be found. Hell, he didn't even show up when the scene cut to the pigs with the stolen eggs. The first level was a building that looked like a pizza place. There was a bird animatronic chewing on a pig while there was a fountain releasing blood. I launched the first bird at a pig, and then the game cut to black, until I saw a massive explosion occur which killed all of the pigs. And instead of getting the usual 3 star, I got 5 stars. The levels just got weirder and weirder, level 3 had a pig stabbing other pigs using a pistol. Level 7 had a burning house with a pig that was crying. Level 12 had a pig get run over. And Level 15, the final level, had pigs with guns and you had to throw bomb birds at them. After all of that madness, the final cutscene was the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. It was the birds and the pigs, but instead of the pigs with bumps and black eyes, they had hyper realistic blood everywhere. Before the scene cut to an end, I finally saw Red after he'd been missing for 15 levels. He just stood there looking at me. Until he took a bomb and he killed his friends and the pigs with organs and hyper realistic blood flying everywhere! As soon as I thought it was over, this happened. Red grew some wings, and his left wing went through the scene and he teleported me into the game. He was about to attack me like a shark, but I took out my lightsaber and I cut that bastard in half. Later, I took the other birds to the hospital and they healed quickly. They were happy, and they gave me a golden egg as a gift. UNTIL I SAW A MIGHTY EAGLE JUMPSCARE AND HE THREW ME OUT OF THE GAME WHEN I WAS MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE BIRDS! WHAT AN IDIOT. So I clicked on the golden egg levels, and I saw...
 
The pigs with hyper realistic blood and organs and they had many creepypasta characters with them like: Sonic.EXE, Slenderman, Red Mist Squidward, Bootleg SpongeBob, those creepy figures from the blank room soup video, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, Chica, Served Plankton, the Rainbow Friends, Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, Bendy, Baldi, Hello Neighbor and Granny standing next to them. Then they came out of the screen and they were scary, so I killed them with a rocket launcher.
 
Wait, what was this creepypasta about again? An Angry Birds secret chapter? Alright.
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