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The year was 20X6, and I was only six. (Which shockingly mens I was born in 20X0, since 20X6 - 6 deifnitely = 19X0, and using my not humping to conclsuvoions logic, me bon in 2000)I started school late because I never ate my lunch. Dång. Around that time, I was a giant Pokémon fan, both figuratively and literally. I was the size of a skyscraper, which is why school was always hard, as I'd usually end up accidentally smashing the whole school with one mis-step. Anyway, I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to Pokémon. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. EVER!!!!! This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because it gave me wet dreams for about 6 months. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it. And Bob got his head stuck in a box! Poor Bob. |
The year was 20X6, and I was only six. (Which shockingly mens I was born in 20X0, since 20X6 - 6 deifnitely = 19X0, and using my not humping to conclsuvoions logic, me bon in 2000)I started school late because I never ate my lunch. Dång. Around that time, I was a giant Pokémon fan, both figuratively (which lead to c**) and literally. I was the size of a skyscraper, which is why school was always hard, as I'd usually end up accidentally smashing the whole school with one mis-step. Anyway, I collected just about everything and everyone I could that related to Pokémon. I had stacks of Pokémon cards, and tons of Pokémon toys, including shoes and clothing, and clothing for my toys, and shoes for my shoes. I never missed a Pokémon episode either, I'd watch it everyday it came on. But there is one episode in particular that was aired once and never aired again, ever, ever, EVER. EVER!!!!! This episode has scarred me for life, and not because it killed all of my brain cells, but because it gave me wet dreams for about 6 months. Every night I'd have that same wet dream. The wet dream was about the episode that I saw, it was like I had a brain, just like I remember it. And Bob got his head stuck in a box! Poor Bob. |
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Here is what I along with many other children had saw in the New 20X6, Free Country, area on the morning of June 6th, 20X6. |
Here is what I along with many other children had saw in the New 20X6, Free Country, area on the morning of June 6th, 20X6. |
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