Attack of the cliche

YOU WAKE UP IN A DARK ROOM... YOU LEGS ARE MISSING... YOU ATTEMPT TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE DOOR... YOU HEAR A NOISE YOU ASSUME IT IS WHOMEVER CHOPPED OFF YOUR LEGS... YOU CRAWL TOWARDS THE NOISE ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT IT IS A PSP... THIS IS STRANGE BECAUSE NOBODY USES PSP ANYMORE... YOU SWITCH IT ON TO DISCOVER A GAME ALREADY LOADED... THIS GAME IS CALLED THE MISSING EPISOE OF FAMILY GUY... YOU BEGIN TO WATCH IT... IT STARTS OUT NORMALLY WITH THE INTRO BUT THEN IT CUTS TO THE ROOM YOU'RE CURRENTLY IN... THE VIDEO I OF YOU SITTING AND SCREAMING ABOUT HOW YOU HATE LEGS... THEN YOU RELIZE THAT THERE WAS NO BAD GUY YOU CUT OFF YOUR OWN LEGS... JUST BEFORE YOU DIE OF BLOODLOSS FROM THE MISSING LEGS YOU'VE NEGLECTED FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUETS YOU UTTER ONE LAST SENTENCE... "OMG I WAS PHONE"

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Credited to Nbkbank from crappypasta.com 

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