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PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was a monster: a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Mark McGuire, Kenny Kawaguchi, the children in the stands, and possibly Alfred were just his little toys, and the game was the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims were trapped in. |
PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was a monster: a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Mark McGuire, Kenny Kawaguchi, the children in the stands, and possibly Alfred were just his little toys, and the game was the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims were trapped in. |
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That's when I realized: that this situation was the making of a heavily cliched, uninspired Creepypasta trying |
That's when I realized: that this situation was the making of a heavily cliched, uninspired Creepypasta trying too hard to shock its readers with mindless gore and random 666 references. |
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Heeding my friend Alfred's advice, I ripped the box with my bare hands, cut it with scissors, took out the game disc, which featured BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION written crudely in black Sharpie on a blank disc (very original, I know), microwaved the disc for 2 minutes, smashed the disc with a hammer, and threw the remains into the garbage can. |
Heeding my friend Alfred's advice, I ripped the box with my bare hands, cut it with scissors, took out the game disc, which featured BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION written crudely in black Sharpie on a blank disc (very original, I know), microwaved the disc for 2 minutes, smashed the disc with a hammer, and threw the remains into the garbage can. |
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