Bakugan: The TRUTH Revealed

Prologue

Bakugan: Battle Brawlers is not a rip-off of Pokémon! It was a truly great show. It had action, drama, thrills, and everything else you could've wanted in a cartoon! I watched it on BabyFirst, and boy oh boy, was it the greatest cartoon ever, or what? One day though, my good friend Billy decided to message me an episode of the series that was pretty odd, and was never broadcasted on television. You'd think that after watching lost episodes of Persona 5: The Animation and Oggy & The Cockroaches, as well as playing Sonic.VIDEO, that I would change my ways and not do this crap again. No! I am a cliché creepypasta protagonist that doesn't know when to stop doing something that is bad.

Anyways, this is what the message said:

Hey Dude! Guess what?! I found this grreat episode of Drawn Together-er... I mean Bakugan Battle Brawlers. This is so great, and will change your live forever! Love, Billy

Isn't that just sweet? Well, I got sent the episode, and well... it was pretty bad! These episodes always make me traumatized!

The Episode

The episode started off with no intro, cutting straight to the title card. It said, "The TRUTH Revealed", and then faded out. Afterwhich, it shown Dan Kuso's house, with Shun Kazami lying on top of a strange peach-colored blob. Dan said, "Wow! Thanks, Shun! I guess I can become bigger and better for my next Bakugan battle!", and Shun replied by saying, "Dude, you need to stop making me force-feed you, or else". Dan said, "Or else what, cutie?", and he said, "Or else Marucho will come in screaming". After a while, Marucho came in horrified. He yelled at the top of his lungs saying, "What in the name of-?!", before Dan said, "Hi, dude! Me and Shun are just having fun in here. Wanna battle?", before Marucho said, "I can't have you do this! This is a kids' cartoon that was made to sell toys! In fact, I am going to summon Preyas to come kill you right now".

Preyas got summoned, saying, "I'm gonna make you never talk again, human!", before Dan said, "You're on, pal". Afterwhich, it shown Preyas summoning the cockroaches from Oggy & The Cockroaches, Sonic.VIDEO, and Pengas. They all looked very angry at him, and Dan laughed nervously and said, "Hi, boys! Wanna battle?". Sonic.VIDEO grabbed him by his gaping belly, and he said, "I'm gonna make sure that you never eat food pellets in this town again". Dan Kuso then screamed like Peppino, and Preyas and his "friends" killed him on screen. They then leaped off of the screen, to which Shun would be seen looking like Ralph Bakshi from The Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon's "Fire Dogs 2".

Epologue

I don't get it. What was this truth? Was it that Billy made these episodes to fool me into thinking that these were real? I quickly gave him a phone-call, and we talked for a little while. After the call, he revealed the truth. It was that he was terminally ill, making demented cartoons on his computer to scare children with. I then went to his address, and I saw him looking similar to Dan Kuso in that episode, being just like the Globgogabgolab.

I said, "You've gotta be kidding!", before talking to him about these things. He said, "I like to scare kids!", before I called 911 on him. Thankfully, he got arrested, and now, I am sitting with him in prison right now for what I did! Do what I did, and you'll end up the same! Bye, kids!

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