Balls, the Talkin' Dog: Difference between revisions
imported>Princess Callie (Created page with "Little Kid: OH, a puppy! Balls: I'm a dog, not a puppy. Little Kid: Oh, okay... Balls: How about you come to my alleyway? I have a treat for you. Little Kid: OKAY! *in th...") |
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Little Kid: OKAY! |
Little Kid: OKAY! |
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*in the alleyway* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>in the alleyway* |
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Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch* |
Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch* |
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Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite. |
Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite. |
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*crunch* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>crunch* |
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He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog! |
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog! |
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Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl. |
Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl. |
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*crunch* |
<nowiki>*</nowiki>crunch* |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
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He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog! |
He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog! |
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Revision as of 01:28, 26 May 2014
Little Kid: OH, a puppy!
Balls: I'm a dog, not a puppy.
Little Kid: Oh, okay...
Balls: How about you come to my alleyway? I have a treat for you.
Little Kid: OKAY!
*in the alleyway*
Little Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *crunch*
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Old Man: Hai dere, little dog. What's your name?
Balls: My name is Balls.
Old man: And you talk. That's amazing!
Balls: You know why they call me Balls?
Old man: No... why?
Balls: Because it's the first thing I bite.
*crunch*
He's BaaaaaaaaaALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Store: Oh, hai, doggy. What can I get you today?
Balls: Do you have a knife?
Store Owner: Uh... sure... What kind of knife?
Balls: A big one. Possibly with... blood on it?
Store Owner: Uh, not really...
Balls: Are you proud of your dick?
Store Owner: Yeah... wh- why?
Balls: Because... I'm gonna turn you into a girl.
*crunch*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
He's BaaaaaaaaaaAALLS, the Talkin' Dog!
Based on the character in the Alchestbreach videos. Feel free to add your own "Balls" stories above this line. But please evade the Trollpasta cliches (And then a skeleton popped out, etc.) Oh, and uh... Balls can't die. >.>
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