Bar of Soap Sonic

Hey guys, it's me, Xx_GamErGodzzDemon69_xX, and today, I got a bar of soap, which I kindly threw out of the basement, but a disc came down. It was clean and burnt to the touch so I put it in my rusty pc. A bit about myself is that I'm really healthy and clean. My heart only stopped 10 years ago, I only weigh as much a meteor, my body pillow of some cute furry girl only has 2000 centuries worth of sperm evolution and have only started several societies and smells like spoiled milk, and my basement only smells of dried cum, sweat and around 40 year old Doritos and Monster energy drinks, so as you can tell: I'm very clean and healthy. Anyways, after I put the game in, I was able to play a game called "Clean.EXE". I clicked it and it opened up to the Sonic 1 intro, but instead of Sonic, it was Tails. I was baffled but I played anyways. It started and I was Tails flying the tornado. A Flicky was flying off, but got shredded by the tornado. Tails was mortified, but then a cyan Sonic with a bar of soap for a body and no limbs (aside from head and torso of course) appeared saying, "You gonna clean dat?" Tails was visibly traumatized but also looked a little annoyed and told Sonic to get off the plane. I was starting to notice the plane was starting to dip down. Tails said "Get off! I'm gonna crash!" "Clean the mess then, fox." the Bar of Soap Sonic replied. Tails was starting to look more panicked as the plane started to dip lower and lower. "Look, I'll clean it when I land, ok??" The young fox said, his voice trembling. "Clean it now." Sonic told him. The 2 bickered and argued, until the plane finally reached a right angle, Sonic flew off and Tails crash landed. It cut to Tails' charred body attempt to get up. He was basically a skeleton. Then, the Soap Sonic landed in front of him and said: "You gonna clean dat?" All while a barely alive Tails was trying to find help. The game crashed. I was angry, so I booted it back up to find Knuckles in place of Tails. But upon further inspection, Tails was still there, still burning, still alive. Creeped out, I started the game again, and it cut to Knuckles guarding the Master Emerald. A Picky jumped through, accidentally getting dirt on the Master Emerald. Then, the dreaded Bar of Soap Sonic showed up saying: "You gonna clean dat?" Knuckles got up and prepared for a brawl, but the Soap Sonic said: "Clean it." "Get away, and then I'll clean it." Knuckles replied. "Bitch, clean it." replied a now angry Soap Sonic. "Get out!" Replied Knuckles, jumping onto the Master Emerald. Soap Sonic hopped towards Knuckles, kicking a rock to the Master Emerald, causing it to start emitting energy. "What... WHAT DID YOU DO??" Replied Knuckles, confused and panicking. Suddenly, the Master Emerald created a huge laser, annihilating Knuckles, reducing him to ashes and leaving a giant hole in the ceiling before becoming a dull grey. Knuckles' hat slowly descended down and the ashes started hopping away in hopes of survival, only for the Bar of Soap Sonic to teleport in front of them asking: "You gonna clean dat?" another game crash. I got tired and turned the game off, only to see that my room was cleaner. The sperm society in the body pillow, the smell, my mattress was half cleaned. I was upset, so I went to sleep. I had a dream of being chased down a hallway that resembled a clean version of my basement. I eventually fell over and the dream ended. I woke up in a cold sweat. I decided to play the game. The menu was the same as last time, but Eggman was in place of Sonic and to the right of him, a pile of ashes with a hat was laying there. It started and showed Eggman witnessing the laser blasting upwards. He is quick to return to his base, where he gets Metal Sonic to go grab the Master Emerald. I guess he forgot to fix Metal after a fight with Sonic, because Metal immediately fell to the ground, exploding, leaving the floor charred. Then, it happened. The Bar of Soap Sonic appeared and the game crashed. The game was gone. There, a .txt document titled "Clean.txt" appeared in place of it. I opened it and it said: "You gonna clean dat?" Suddenly, it was behind me. I turned around and it was the same hallway. I quickly ran off, slipping on the pants I hadn't washed for 14 years and trying to run. However, the Bar of Soap Sonic caught up to me, hopping and he landed on my back. I felt agonizing pain as my skin is burning off and here I am, present day, a pile of melted skin, muscle and sticking out bone. The basement has returned to its normal state even the sperm society, but has been shrinking.

Update: The Bar of Soap Sonic Showed up when the basement was pocket sized and took it all to his realm. It's stopped shrinking and I am a living pile of sludge still.

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