Barney's Day Out
Author's note: Hello, if you came across this page you are probably from the Shadow Reader. Let me get out the elephant of the room. This is a shitpasta. I made this when I was bored and wanted to write something. I generally regret making this but I hope you enjoy this terrible creepypasta and I hope you get some laughs from this.
Let me say something: I HATE Barney. That dinosaur gets on my nerves all the time...
I wish I could punch Barney in the face... Even stuff like Tomorrow's Pioneers is less
annoying than Barney and Friends. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night.
I was so sweaty, and my body felt so bad that I couldn't get out of bed...
I decided to turn on the TV to pass time, and something caught my eye...
A Barney and Friends episode, at 3 AM? Out of curiosity I decided to watch it.
That decision was the worst one of all my life...
The episode was called "Barney's Day Out" and it was about Barney hanging out
with kids, as usual... But it was strange, because the costume looked nothing like Barney,
and it was poorly made, and that's unusual for a popular show like that...
It must have been a bootleg...
The kids did some creepy ritual to summon Barney, bringing out candles and blood to do it.
Shortly after they said some Latin spell, Barney popped out of nowhere, saying "Hi Kids! Want to have fun?"
Barney really creeped me out when he said that, I felt like I was about to puke...
The kids cheered and cheered for Barney, then Barney was getting something from a shed...
Barney grabbed out a chainsaw, and the kids had been petrified. Soon, barney was about to activate it...
The kids tried to run away, but Barney was faster. The chainsaw has been activated, they could not hide or run...
Barney caught one kid, and used his chainsaw to gut out the kids intestines, so he could put it in a mysterious plastic bag...
Barney caught two kids, and gut out their brain, and Barney said "Ooh, brain food!"
Barney caught three babies and crushed them with his bare hands, Barney said "Nice and fresh!"
Barney caught the rest of the kids, and kept gutting them out to get their body parts, and put it in his bag.
No kid survived, and Barney put them in the oven for a few hours. It was 3 hours of him just him waiting for them to be cooked...
I was half asleep, and Barney said "Barney gots to eat healthy!" and it woke me up, he started eating them, one by one,
He baked some of them into a pie, and some blended into a smoothie. The rest of the episode was him eating
the kids, with the quality become distorted second by second, it became so eye-straining and loud, but no one was woken up.
The episode started to become colorful, with colors dancing all around very fast, and it could make someone have a seizure!
I had a splitting headache, and kept puking all over the bed, and I passed out...
After a while, I was woken up by Barney's voice, Barney said "Unlock this door right now."
Eventually, he came into my room and forcefully gave me a pill that made me pass out...
Why did this happen to me? Why me?
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