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I never wanted to tell you this story, butt fuck it, I´'m going to anyway.
 
So one day I went to Grainge- generic videogame shop. I went there because I was watching some PewPieDie and saw him playing a videogame. I'm not going to tell you what that game was because they refused to sponsor me.
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"Fuck you ya stupid prick, I'm not sponsored by that JC cunt. Why would you tell everyone the game I was looking for?!"
 
So basically me and this guy had a fight and I broke his neck with some stupid book called the Quran, what kind of shit book has a name like Quran. FukingFucking infidels don't know a thing about what you should call a fictional storybook.
 
Anyhousel, I took the man's wallet and all he had was £2.50 and a game cartridge with red permanent marker on it that said "Barney.exe."
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I must have scared Barney as he jumped at the sight of me and ran away. On the way out I noticed something fell out of his pocket. In red permanent marker, the words "Barney.wlmp" were crudely scribbled onto the cassette.
 
==Update:==
 
It is only at this point in time that I realise the truth. It has been four days since I had found that cassette and I have only just realised the truth. Both the cartridge I stole from the man and the one that fell off of Barney had Barney written on them. I turned on my computer and smacked one of the disks into the disk tray. I noticed that only half an image was appearing on screen at a time. I found this odd so I took the disk out of the tray and plopped in the other one. I once again noticed that only half an image had appeared onscreen, however instead of having a solid black background like the first video, this one was green.
 
Due to the odd nature of this event, I downloaded the video onto my PC and did the same for the other. I opened Sony Vegas and uploaded both the videos. After rendering the video I uploaded it to YouTube. I chose not to watch the video, as I’mI'm not retardeda dumbass, and so I cannot tell you what happened. However, If you wish to watch the video, I have called it '[[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/You_on_kazoo!_Lost_Episode You on kazoo! Lost Episode]]'.’ Here is the link if you want to dead yourself:
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☀https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGDR9jQiIk
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