Batman's Suicide

I was digging in the dumbster (like I do every Thursday), seeing if any dumbass threw out anything worth keeping.

All I could find was a tape, with "Batman" written on it with black marker, I was hoping it would still work. When I got home I put it in my Tape Player, and as I hoped, it worked.

The Tape started with batman holding some asshole by the collar. He says "I'm Batman"....

then things got disturbing,

Batman pulled out a pistol, and shot himself in the head. Once he shot, it cut to black, and ended.

I pissed all over my leather couch, and ruined it.

THE FUCKING END ASSHOLE!

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Written by Habergeon
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