Beavis and Butthead: Dejection
Beavis couldn't put up with any more nonsense, he already had a braindead friend who went by the name of Butthead. He knew that Butthead would have a bigger chance of scoring with women and that his chance of scoring would be slim to none.
They had lots of things in common, but they didn't necessarily get along. If you were a millennial who grew up in the very early 90's, you probably know what i'm talking about.
Beavis and Butthead was one of the most popular adult cartoons during its time. There was absolutely nothing like it at the time, and it concerned many parents due to the suggestive nature of the cartoon.
Personally, i've always been a massive fan of the show ever since i first watched it back in 2020. The first episode i watched was Carwash and i immediately fell in love with it. Did you know that it was a major influence for shows like South Park and Family Guy?
Anyway, this story takes place about a year ago. I was walking through my home suburb in the evening. My country was currently in lockdown, which meant i couldn't go to school. So i decided to past the time by listening to some Heavy metal music, watching some horror movies and even watching some nostalgic cartoons.
I saw a yard sale near the side of the road, There was a cardboard sign at the top that said
"Yard sale for normal people"
Which was quite odd. There was a man standing near one of the tables that said "DVDs" He appeared to be Scottish, because i could tell by his accent.
I walked to the sale and saw many cartoons on DVD. Some of them were my childhood ones, some of them were aimed at a more mature audience. There was The Simpsons, Family Guy, Pingu, and The Lion Guard. One DVD that caught my attention was a blank DVD which went by the title of
"Beavis and Butthead"
I looked at the back cover and there were about 11 episodes. No Laughing, Werewolves of Highland, and Cyber Porn just to name a few. Considering that i was (and still am) a massive fan of the show, i decided to buy it. Not to mention that it was free! and since i didn't have any money on me, that meant i could buy it without any struggles.
Suddenly, someone came running out of the house. It was the man's wife. She looked really nervous, as if something terrible had happened to her. She told me
"Don't buy the DVD"
"Why?"
"It'll give you horrible, horrible nightmares for all of eternity"
"Would it change my opinion on the show?"
"Well, no. But..."
"Too bad, i'm buying it! whether you like it or not"
I ran off with the disc in my hands. Yeah, i admit it. I shoplift sometimes but only if i really, REALLY need something. I've been grounded several times because of it, but hey! it's worth it every time.
On my way home, there was a homeless man sitting on the side of the road asking for change.
"I don't have anything on me at the moment, sorry sir"
"My name isn't sir, it's Sid"
"Sid? like the villain from Toy Story?"
"Oh, god i wish people will stop associating me with him"
"So, how's it like torturing toys?!"
"Just get the hell away from me"
I almost immediately ran off. There are a lot of homeless people in my suburb, most of which are extremely violent. Due to their behaviour, they don't get any change from anyone.
When i got back home, my mum was waiting at the front door. Man, did she look pissed! She asked me where i got the DVD, and i tried to explain to her that it from a garage sale. Apparently, that was an excuse and my mum loathes excuses. So, to stop her from yelling her lungs out at me. I explained in full detail what happened, and she finally let it slide.
I went into my room, but then i remembered that i didn't do my homework.
Let me just say, that homework is one of the worst things ever invented. When you get home from school, you're supposed to have fun! not have extra maths work to do. My grades are absolutely awful too. In fact, they were so bad that i got suspended from school just for getting an F on a really important test. Oh, if only i had studied.
I finished my homework after about 15 minutes, and began to watch the DVD on my computer. I was having a pretty good time, i was having a stressful day and i really needed to laugh. Some of the episodes made me happy again, and i never wanted to stop watching the disc. However, once it got to the eleventh episode. Things started to go downhill.
It started off with a warning.
"This isn't unreleased Beavis and Butthead episode dating back to November 25, 1997. It contains mature and violent content. If you have sensory issues or are too young to watch this, Please eject the disc now"
"That doesn't sound good at all" i said to myself.
The intro was strange. You know where Beavis and Butthead are laughing at each other? Well, only Beavis appeared on screen. Butthead seemed to be missing from the frame. The intro music was absent as well, and the only sound you could hear was Beavis laughing.
It faded to the same cloudy background in every episode, but the Beavis and Butthead logo didn't appear. Like, at all. The episode was named "Dejection" which was a sad title to be honest, This was meant to be an upbeat cartoon that was supposed to cheer you up.
Anyway, Beavis and butthead were sitting on the couch watching TV like they always do. They were watching Cops, and Beavis starting freaking out in a very cartoony way. Butthead appeared to be really enjoying it, too.
"Hey Butthead, this show rules!"
"Yeah, it kicks ass! uhuhuhhuh"
"Hey butthead, do you think we should actually go out and like, score with chicks this time"
"Yeah. Uhuhuhuhuh"
So far, this seemed like a normal episode.
Well, it did seem like a normal episode, but that was about to change in less than a minute.
Beavis and Butthead were walking down the street at night, still looking for women to score with. They found an extremely tall blonde girl who appeared to be the exact same age as the boys. However, she was more intelligent than the dimwitted teenagers.
A slight image popped up on the screen for a few seconds, i paused it at the right time to see what it was.
To my disgust, it was an image of a woman giving birth to an alien. The alien itself looked very pale and lifeless, there also seemed to be mucus in his eyes and mouth. The woman was obviously crying in pain and the umbilical cord was still attached.
It went to a black screen for a good few minutes. I could hear the sound of a knife being impaled through Butthead's stomach and Beavis screaming in terror. The girl let out a rather sadistic laugh as it was happening, and i could also hear sound of someone dialling a phone number.
It cut back to Beavis, who looked really sad. A beard started to form under his nose, and his hair was all messed up. A single tear started to flow from his eye, and the sound of wind could very faintly be heard in the background.
He then started to walk towards the TV, and put on a good movie to watch.
A time card appeared on the screen. it said:
"2 hours later"
Beavis was still dejected, and the beard was much darker than it previously was. He was sitting on a table and appeared to be drawing... something. Something that the screen didn't really focus on, because of the poor quality of the video.
The next scene showed Beavis laying on the couch, crying. However, unlike many of the lost episodes I've seen in my life. This one actually sounded very cartoony, that's not really a good thing now that i think about it.
The next scene showed Beavis still on the couch, when he sees something strange near the front door.
It was a white, humanoid figure. It was extremely tall, so tall that it was very close to hitting his head on the doorway. He creepily walked towards Beavis and started to touch his mouth, as if it were examining it.
He then started to lay on Beavis' lap before suddenly turning aggressive. He mauled Beavis' hand, resulting in a bloody wound. He then grabbed out a sword and began to slice his body in half. The video then focused on the inside of his body, many of his organs had been ruptured and his heart stopped working completely.
The video then focused mainly on his entrails. Another image popped up that make me want to gag my lungs out.
It was a picture of a psychotic looking Lamprey eel. There was a fair amount of fluid on his body and he had teeth as sharp as a great white shark. A hand was sticking a knife through its body, exposing causing some dark blood to fly out.
The screen continued, Beavis' body was taken to what seemed to be a lab. He was experimented on by a group of people. The disturbing thing is, that it wasn't animated footage at all. It was live action footage recorded specifically for the episode itself.
A clip played on repeat over the footage. It was footage of a Cat being choked to death by his owner, then violently smashed in the head with a sledgehammer.
Another clip consisted of a man physically abusing his wife, this clip seemed to be a fast GIF. It looked like something you would see on a happy-go-lucky site like Imgflip.
The final clip consisted of a man decapitating a teenage girl, you could clearly see the distressed face of the girl as it was happening and the man experience great pleasure in doing it. The camera then started to glitch out.
It then showed Beavis' dead corpse, it wasn't too graphic but it was still disturbing either way. It was usual cartoon blood, not too realistic but still quite gross. And one of his legs was chopped off and a tiny pool of blood could be seen.
The normal credits began to play. Which made me chuckle a little bit because it seemed so odd to air the actual credits. Then, to close off the episode, an extremely scarring clip played which traumatised me. Even to this day, i still think about it.
It was a clip of a pig in a cage. A hand off screen grabbed the pig by the stomach and drove it to the nearest slaughterhouse. The pig squealed in terror as it was being sliced, diced, and burned alive. To finish it off, the Pig had all of its flesh removed and only its organs can be seen.
The episode ended there.
I was appalled at what i had just watched. That wasn't a beavis and butthead episode, that was a sick parody presumably made by a sadist. I marched back over to the yard sale furiously and demanded a refund.
"Why?"
"There was some graphic material that wasn't supposed to be there. Now i suggest that you burn it"
"No, that ain't happening"
"Come on, it needs to be burned. What if a kid innocently wants to watch this episode, and ends up being scarred for life"
"It's not my problem, mate"
"You are so hopeless"
Before i sign this pasta off, i want to say something really important.
If you are being abused by someone, you call the abuse hotline (depending on where you live) no matter how you look, there'll always be someone that loves you and supports your personal goals.
I'd like to call that someone, the best team player in the world.
Credited to DankLordX
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