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Line 1: {{NSFW}} Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo... I was 1620. Jessa the class tits at the time, came over to my desk and asked me for some dickalickin while her parents weren't home. Being the confident ~~boy~~man I was, I could never decline a good boinkadoink.. perhaps even a little load lifting, since I haven't been to the gym in a while. Little did I know, Jessa wanted to pump the lumps that same night, inviting me to her house before bedtime for a sleepover and some good quicker oats. Line 25 ⟶ 27: [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:English Class Failure]] [[Category:~~LONG~~TOTALLY ~~ASS~~NOT ~~TITLE~~UNFINISHED U GUIZE]] [[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]] {{Comments}} [[Category:Shortpasta]] [[Category:Title that makes babbies laugh]]