Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...

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Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...

I was 16. Jessa the class tits at the time, came over to my desk and asked me for some dickalickin

while her parents weren't home.

Being the confident boy I was, I could never decline a good boinkadoink.. perhaps even a little load lifting, since I haven't been to the gym in a while.

Little did I know, Jessa wanted to pump the lumps that same night, inviting me to her house before bedtime for a sleepover and some good quicker oats.

So I walked to her house and she came in- steamin' tits, sights at my dickadoo with her snickers on the trigger ready to yank my yorkle like a nut shucker in a Shakespeare classic

Sweet nothings were in the air (e.g. fook me), and let's just say that I reached bedrock and the chickens awoke earlier that night.

Before I fell asleep I saw her, standing in the corner in a dimly lit room.

My eyelids could barely open from my sleepiness, as I opened my eyes to Jessa carrying my cock over her shoulder.

I looked down to behold a gaping void, and there I wept under the sheets.

TO BE CONTINUED (NEVER LOL)

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