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This morning Eyeless Jack went to see Ben. Ben said he found a secret stash of kidneys and E.J didn't want to miss it. When he arrived and wanted to ring the doorbell, Ben was already yelling "It's open!". Jack opened the door and a bucket fell on him. When he back on his feet, he saw that in the bucket was a 30-pound, fat dachshund. He looked vaguely familiar to Jeff, but before he could think about it, he heard Ben laugh. |
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"Ben, why did you do that?" Eyeless Jack yelled. |
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"You shouldn't have done that," Ben replied, laughing, appearing right in front of Jack. |
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"Have you been licking frogs again?" he asked. |
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"Don't you know what day it is today?" |
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He thought. "Uhhhhm, Tuesday?" |
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"Right, and besides, today is the first of April." |
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"So what?" |
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<p class="MsoNormal">„Na und?“</p> |
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"SO WHAT? YOU HAVE TO PICK PEOPLE!” |
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"Do you really have to do that? Besides, if someone reads this trollpasta tomorrow, it won't make any sense anymore..." |
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"Don't pretend these pastas ever make sense," Ben protests. |
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"Okay, you want a prank day? You shall have it!” He turned to me. "Author, spread the word to all troll pasta writers to write a troll pasta on this day where the pasta characters play pranks on each other." |
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I sighed. "Can't someone else do that?" |
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"Nope!" they both yelled. |
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Well, here's the message again: |
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Please write a troll pasta today where the pasta characters play pranks on each other, I don't want to find out what else Ben and Jack are doing to me... |
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One pasta figure must be on Ben's side and the other on E.J's side. Otherwise I think that's all... |
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Jack and Ben: LET THE GAMES BEGIN! |
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Me: Help me! |
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==Original German Version== |
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⚫ | Heute Morgen ging Eyeless Jack zu Ben. Ben meinte, er habe einen geheimen Nierenvorrat gefunden und E.J wollte sich den nicht entgehen lassen. Als er angekommen war und an der Tür klingeln wollte, schrie Ben bereits „Ist offen!“. Jack machte die Tür auf und auf ihn viel ein Eimer. Als er sich aufrappelte, sah er dass in dem Eimer ein 30 Kilo schwerer, fetter Dackel lag. Er kam Jeff irgendwie bekannt vor, aber bevor er sich darüber Gedanken machen konnte, hörte er Bens Lachen. |
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„Hey Ben, warum hast du das gemacht?“, schrie Eyeless Jack. |
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<p class="MsoNormal">Ich: Helft mir!</p> |
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Ich: Helft mir! |
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