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"Welcome back to Ben Rants. And when I was a kid, guys were never pony loving faggots". I paused the video. I was surprised to hear Ben say that. Of all the rants I've seen him make, I've never heard him say faggot before. I should admit too that I am not a brony. I've seen all of Season 1, but it never clicked with me, but I do respect the fanbase. Anyway, I continued the video. "Folks, I've seen a lot of bad animated shows in this generation, and many of them make me want to hang myself, but this one in particular pisses me off the most. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Oh god what have I gotten myself into. First off, if you're some one who likes this show, then '''FUCK YOU'''"! I paused the video again. I couldn't believe he said fuck. Usually he'd censor his words by saying "Truck You", not Fuck You. I went to get a bottled water. I returned to my computer. I clicked play once more. "I'm sorry, but you all suck for liking this show. I ought to kill you guys". I paused again. I went back to that same spot. I wasn't hearing anything, he actually said that he'd want to kill them. I click play. Again. |
"Welcome back to Ben Rants. And when I was a kid, guys were never pony loving faggots". I paused the video. I was surprised to hear Ben say that. Of all the rants I've seen him make, I've never heard him say faggot before. I should admit too that I am not a brony. I've seen all of Season 1, but it never clicked with me, but I do respect the fanbase. Anyway, I continued the video. "Folks, I've seen a lot of bad animated shows in this generation, and many of them make me want to hang myself, but this one in particular pisses me off the most. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Oh god what have I gotten myself into. First off, if you're some one who likes this show, then '''FUCK YOU'''"! I paused the video again. I couldn't believe he said fuck. Usually he'd censor his words by saying "Truck You", not Fuck You. I went to get a bottled water. I returned to my computer. I clicked play once more. "I'm sorry, but you all suck for liking this show. I ought to kill you guys". I paused again. I went back to that same spot. I wasn't hearing anything, he actually said that he'd want to kill them. I click play. Again. |
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"Second. '''GROW UP'''! It's a show ment for little girls, '''''NOT '''''for grown ass men! Seriously. Family Guy fans are more mature then you guys. With that said, let's begin. So, this show is about 6 ponies. They're called Twilight Sparkle, god as if Twilight couldn't get any gayer. Applejack, an uninspired country hick. Rainbow Dash, an aggressive dyke. Rarity, a dumb fashion obsessed bimbo. Fluttershy, a socially inept, bestiality loving twit. And finally, Pinkie Pie, a drug addict who doesn't shut the fuck up. What's wrong with these characters, well, '''''THEY'RE ALL GENERIC! '''''Seriously, Twilight is just a mary sue character. She's so boring. And the other characters are generic, unbelievable, and bland. I don't see why they' |
"Second. '''GROW UP'''! It's a show ment for little girls, '''''NOT '''''for grown ass men! Seriously. Family Guy fans are more mature then you guys. With that said, let's begin. So, this show is about 6 ponies. They're called Twilight Sparkle, god as if Twilight couldn't get any gayer. Applejack, an uninspired country hick. Rainbow Dash, an aggressive dyke. Rarity, a dumb fashion obsessed bimbo. Fluttershy, a socially inept, bestiality loving twit. And finally, Pinkie Pie, a drug addict who doesn't shut the fuck up. What's wrong with these characters, well, '''''THEY'RE ALL GENERIC! '''''Seriously, Twilight is just a mary sue character. She's so boring. And the other characters are generic, unbelievable, and bland. I don't see why they're so well loved". I paused the video again. I began rubbing my face, wiping the sweat off of my face. I then heard a voice. "Hey, You". I moved my hands away from my face, and looked at the screen. I saw the awful MSPaint drawing of Ben looking at me. The video was paused, and he was talking. "That's right, you. How Dare You Like This Show! It's The Worst Show Ever Made"! I pointed at my labtop moniter. "You listen here, I may not like the show, but I respect the fanbas-". Before I could finish, Ben interupted me. "You respect the fans? Wow you're a fairy". Ben then started crawling out of my labtop screen, Ring Style. "You Must '''DIE'''"! Ben screamed. |
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I ran to my nightstand and began lookinf for my gun. Ben grabbed my leg and pulled me to the ground. "'''''I'll Swallow Your Soul'''''"! Ben screamed. I pulled out my shotgun and aimed it at the MSPaint monstrosity. "Swallow This"! I screamed. I shot a round at Ben's head as MSPaint blood and MSPaint goreflew at my face. I then walked towards my labtop. I knew Ben possessed this when I clicked on his channel. I shot my labrop to pieces. |
I ran to my nightstand and began lookinf for my gun. Ben grabbed my leg and pulled me to the ground. "'''''I'll Swallow Your Soul'''''"! Ben screamed. I pulled out my shotgun and aimed it at the MSPaint monstrosity. "Swallow This"! I screamed. I shot a round at Ben's head as MSPaint blood and MSPaint goreflew at my face. I then walked towards my labtop. I knew Ben possessed this when I clicked on his channel. I shot my labrop to pieces. |
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