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I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.
I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.


I put the video in my dvd player and it started out normal, UNTIL...
it started out normal, UNTIL...


[[File:Ben kills.png|thumb|220x220px]]
[[File:Ben kills.png]]
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Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching.


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For a split second Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching. His eyes were red like blood.
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Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD. Type O"


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Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD."
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I was scared, I tried changing the channel but the remote was missing it's batteries. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.

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I was scared, I tried changing videos but the mouse was broken. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.


The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.
The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.


"Tonight, I shall be killing Mr. Enter. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."
"Tonight, I shall be killing John. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."


Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben Tannehill in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to Mr. Enter's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.
Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben The Looney in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to John's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.


The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:
The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:
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[[File:Ben kills copy.png|thumb|220x220px]]
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"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.


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[[File:Ben kills copy.png]]
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I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, the armed forces!


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"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.
....They never came.


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I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, and the armed forces but they never came.
Well, shit.


The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:
The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:
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"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."
"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."


I spoke with Mr. Enter about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.
I spoke with John about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.


Bye.
Bye.


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Latest revision as of 16:19, 23 June 2022

I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.

it started out normal, UNTIL...

For a split second Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching. His eyes were red like blood.

Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD."

I was scared, I tried changing videos but the mouse was broken. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.

The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.

"Tonight, I shall be killing John. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."

Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben The Looney in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to John's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.

The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:

"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.

I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, and the armed forces but they never came.

The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:

"WHERE THE FLUBBERNUGGET DID YOU FIND THAT TAPE?"

I was confused.

"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."

I spoke with John about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.

Bye.


Credited to BelaireIsland 

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