Bikini Bottom Massacre
So last Wednesday, I found this weird looking tape; it was orange and had Spongebob on it.
I decided that it would be a good time to watch tape considering that I haven't watched Spongebob in a while.
However though, this would be my biggest regret since shitting outside...
It wasn't until I got to the third episode on the VHS that something looked off... The title card read out "Bikini Bottom Massacre" and I was interested in watching one more episode as the other two were boring ones...
After the title card, a blast of static filled the screen and then it cuts to The Krusty Krab.
Here's how the dialog went:
Mr.Krabs: SPONGEBOB!!!
Spongebob: Yes Ugen?
Mr.Krabs: I hate your ass, your fired!!!
*Spongebob laughs*
Spongebob: Are you kidding me Mr.Crabs?
Mr.Krabs: No... NOW GET YE ASS OUT!!!!!
Spongebob: I have erge to kill you now...
*Spongebob krabs knif and cuts out Mr.Krbs eys*
Mr.Krabs: ME EYES ME FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!
*Spongebob Laughs*
Spongebob: I'm going to commit mass murder and kill evrywon!!!
Spongebob: Starting with Squidward!
Squidward: What is it now shitface?
*Spongebob decapatats Squidward, oozing out with blood*
That was just the beginning, after Spongebob did all that, he killed Patrick by blowtorching him, then he killed Sandy by making her suffocate to death while saying "DIE YOU BITCH, DIE!!!" and then he finally napalmed Bikini Bottom.
But I was saving the best for last, because I remember the ending of this episode very well:
Spongebob: Look at all the death and destruction that I caused!!!
*Cuts to Bikini Bottom at mercy with Spongebob*
Spongebob: Oh well, there's nothing worth living for anymore anyways...
Spongebob: Because I've decided to Nuke this stupid motherfuckin' town to bring it along with me!!!
*Spongebob pulls out a Button as he laughs*
Spongebob: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!
*Spongebob presses the button as Bikini Bottom gets destroyed by a Fat Man Nuke*
"The End"
Well that was a wild ride, and I think that this episode is better than any of the official ones, 10000000/10 E
The End (For Real)
Written by Mr.LazyCat
Content is available under CC BY-SA
Made on Tuesday, December 14th, 2021
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