Blood Scent

Don't you just love it how some people claim to be frickin' werewolves? I mean, it's the funniest damned thing I ever experience. "Oh, I'm a werewolf, you know that? I might suck your blood at night while you sleep." It's all because of that Twilight craze, right? Whatever it is, it's so annoying. It gets on my nerves. And how they just put it out there, it's hilarious! "I can smell blood from a mile away, I can leap huge buildings with a single bound because of my super-awesome wolf legs! You're not safe around me, get out of here!" Yeesh, they sound like overglorified emos. It makes me so angry, sometimes I swear I could just eat them alive. Terrible.

But what interest is this to you, right? You're not gonna have to deal with one of those... blood sniffin', glue-on claw wearin', funny lookin' freaks, are you? You're not gonna have to deal with them always acting like they know how it is to have a hunter's instinct, a "blood scent", so to speak, being able to smell wounds, and pretending that they can leap around, sprint around, chomp around, slash around, feast around.

Feel that breath on your neck?

I think you might've been cut recently. And it smells mighty tasty.

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Credited to WilliamCoreli
Originally uploaded on July 6, 2011

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