Blood Whistle but I wrote it from memory

The College student who wrote this offed themselves.

ENTRY 1

Hello and welcome to my blog. My friend sent me a Mario 3 ROMhack titled SMB3BW. Nothing's changed so far. I should get the whistle.

ENTRY 2

I shouldn't have gotten the whistle. When I did the trick, All the stone's in Toad's house were black. Toad had a chunk out of his head and was bleeding a veritable bloodfall of blood. The text box appeared, reading "blood whistle. hear its cry". The whistle popped out of the chest and into Mario's gullet, closing the level. I was brought to the warp whistle island. The water was blood, the land was grey, and the koopas were dry bones. Will be back later.

ENTRY 3

50 followers already? Bitchin'. Anyway, World 2. Everything was bloodstained and pentagrams were everywhere. Is this a product of the Illuminati? The Blood Whistle conveyed Mario across the map and selected a level, a flat desert. The Blood Whistle flew out of Mario as he was given a Raccoon Tail for free, and flew. He actually looked happy for once, the sad sack. 10 Minutes passed, and then Mario stopped. He was now pleading for thirst (which is pretty weird considering he's already quite thirsty and could probably go for a Dasani right about now) and collapsed to the floor. The Blood Whistle, looking to kick Mario while he's down, stabbed him in the chest again. The level ended and Mario was moved to a pyramid. As the level began, I noticed the demons flying in the background. Mario was being carried by King Koopa's Kids (don't abbreviate that) up the blood-stained pyramid. At the top was King Koopa, looking at least 2.75 times scarier than usual. Kookie handed Koopa a knife, which he used to Kali-Ma Mario's heart. Mario screamed. He asked "Why?", to which Koopa replied by eating Mario's heart like it was one of those fried pieces of dough you get at county fairs. The camera panned up, revealing a neon sign reading "BLOOD WHISTLE". On cue, the Blood whistle then stabbed Mario in the heart. This is where the level ends.

ENTRY 4

I haven't wrote this part yet

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