Bloody Spongebob: The OFFICIAL Sequel

Written by the author of the original story (Decapitronboy45)

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sup yall im jake from bloody spongebob but i gotta tell ya guys this story aint for under 12 or up no kids allowed this a R RATED creepypasta. I'm chill like that tho so idgaf yo age. I changed allot since the first bloody spongebob the fight wit him yknow what im sayin

So ive changed from a weird little kid to a 22-year-old street legend after i beat bloody spongebobs ass in that fight yk but i found that dvd in my closet and i opened that shit up bro

and fuckin uhhh BLOODY SPONGEBOB jumped out he scared the FUCK outta me

and he scared me and i was like FUCK so i beat his ass. Then the bloody sponge bob looked at me he was like LONG TIME NO SEE JAKE!!!!! and i was like FUCK YOU MEAN JAKE???????????

He looked at me he said yOU DIDNT KILL ME???? TIME TO GO BACK TO MY SPONGE BOB DIMENSION!!!!

WTF

He looked at me he was like you arent hard! you are just a half mexican from the burbs!!!! i was like SHUT THE FUCK UP

just then he pulled the bikini bottm GLICK and he SHOT ME

I woke up and i was in the BIKINI BOTTOM HOSPAL and i was being healed but i was like fuck that shit and i went outside he saw me i saw him bc i was about to have the new fight

of my life against BLOODY SPONGEBOB and i beat his bitchass. He died but not bc i beat him to death its because i injected him with polio and smallpox.

I then ran his wallet but his ass was BROKE

But then i looked down the street and i saw the chum bucked and it was on fire. I got a little closer and i saw Mr krab and sandy and all my fish bitches and they were DEAD! I saw a note it read "Jake pelase help us! BLOODY SPONGe bob bob tryna kill us!! I was TOO LATE!! I LET THEM DIE!!!! :(

But then i realized i was the leader of bikni bottoms and then i was like shit so im now ok

Then spongebob came back from the grave and he said "YOU WILL NEVER WIN BC I KILLED EVERYBODY YOU LOVE BC I SET THE CUM BUCKET on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" but its ok tho bc the chum bucket got nasty ass HYPER REALLISTIC food and plankton got his ass

I fainted bc bloody sponge bob was so scarey and i woke up in my bed in the real world. There was no WWE Wrestlemania 2012 DVD, No spongebob, no stroganoff, no soda, no spongebob shitting in my stroganoff, no battle, no being a leader, wort of all... no becoming a hood legend...

I was 13 again, in my room, on bay, buying wrestle mania 2012 when i realized that i was actually not that age and i was talking to some goth chicks bc i love em when they are rock and roll \m/

then i woke up and I was 22 again. No more sexy goth chicks. awww man :((((

but i looked to my side and i just saw a smokin hot rock and roll lady right next to me in my bed and I blinked again and it was a fat dude and he was smiling and rubbing his fat belly which was coverd in MAPLE SYRUP. I jump out of bed and find a shirt with a name tag and that shirt was like 6xl bc the dude was fuckin FAT

and the name tag said Bloody Sponge Bob SQUAREPANTS-Martinez!!!! what the fuck? I look behind me and the fat guy morphs into Blood Spongebob and the maple syrup on his belly was hyper realistic blood flavor and i was like fuck this and then a DEAD BODY FLASHED ON SCREEN AND HE HAD A AXE IN HIS FACE AND HIS SKIN WAS TORN OFF AND HIS TEETH WERE RIPPED OUT

and spongebob jumped out of bed and he was like you better not have forgotten me. bc i am i

i ran away bc fuck that and ran out the house and then a hot rock and roll lady like the one i saw in my bed came running into my arms and she kissed me and she said i was her hero and bc she wasnt sandy i kissed her back bc sandy isnt a hot rock and roll lady so im glad she got her ass burnt

and then SWAT pulled up and i was like f12 but its ok bc they brought out a rocket laucher and shot the house and they blew up bloody sponge bob SQUAREPANTS and his bloody blood got all up in the clouds and it was raining blood and it was awesome and then bloody spongebob came limping out of the house. This mf cant be stopped ig

OR CAN HE

bc i saw all the swat guys run away and they yelled ONLY THE FORCES OF ROCK AND ROLL CAN STOP THIS MAN!!!! and they ran away and then i heard a loud voice

and it shouted YOU WANTED THE BEST? YOU GOT THE BEST! THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD.. KISSSSS!!!!!!!!!! and KISS RAN OUT OF THE SWAT VAN.

I realized i had brought my electric bass and my new wife brought her guitar and KISS broke out into Love Gun and we played the rock and roll music. Spongebob couldnt handle the forces of metal he was like AHHHHH I HATE THE FORCES OF ROCK AND ROLL and he ran away but we followed him down the street until he EXPLODED and BLOOD WAS EVERYWHERE!!! IT WAS A BLOOD THUNDERSTORM!!!!! and then me and my new rock and roll girlfriend made out in the rain while kiss continued to play love gun bc!!!

Once they finished, they forced us to get in the van and then we were given medals of ROCK AND ROLL HONOR by members of metallica, slayer, iron maiden, guns n roses, and motley crue.

Then i got on one knee and proposed to my rock and roll girlfriend and she said yes and we got married and we got our wedding officiated by Alice Cooper and we got it officiated at a mini golf place bc ace frehley wanted to play mini golf

This truly was a Bloody Spongbob: The OFFICIAL Sequel day

The end...??

OR IS IT!!????

Based on true events

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