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The MK8 blue shell just kinds of rolls into your field of view, does a couple spins around your head as if it were to say
The MKWii blue shell? That is not a shell, that is a winged psychopath wanted for war crimes in 27 different countries. The second you throw it it fires directly ahead, and you can only imagine what will happen seven spots ahead while clenching your teeth together. When you hear the shrill rapid beeping, you get scared—when it slows down and swells as it looms above you, ready to prey on your soul, you feel nothing but pure terror. Your grip on the Acceleration button loosens and you begin to close your eyes because you are fully aware that what is about to happen is inevitable. A cannon will not save you, it will merely buy you some time, maybe enough to call your loved ones.
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