Boi'd
So today I had to go to goddamn work for no frickin' reason, bro. I'm like, "okay why the hell do I-" and then a DVD appeared out of goddamn nowhere! So, I said, "WHO IS THIS GODDAMN DUMBASS WHO PUT A DVD HERE?!" My Boss saw the DVD and decided to put it in the fricking dumb stupid ass TV! And The Beavis and Butthead Intro started and me and my boss were like, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" It showed Beavis and Butthead with red ass eyes and blood coming out of their eyes, and they were holding each other's heads and it show a title called, "DEATH IS NEAR!". It showed a scene where Beavis and Butthead blow up someone's house, and Beavis said, "BOIOIOIOING LOLOLOLOLOL." and the man flew to Brazil because of the goddamn explosions that Beavis and Butthead set.
The cops came and said to the boys, "We have some expl-" and then Butthead said, "I like ya cut g" and slapped the crap out of the cop, then the cop did a fricking stunt like Peter Griffin got shot and fell down. Then they start doing a fricking killing spree on Planet Alienopolus and kill all the aliens in a restaurant. 8 astronauts arrived but Beavis and Butthead shoot the fricking astronauts and crap! Stupid dumbasses. Then the episode ended with a title saying, "YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED!" So, my boss searched up what a rickroll was and it was a prank/troll, then my boss destroyed his desktop and threw it out the window, smashing some a car below.
Someone came in with a knife, going to kill us, and I asked, "Why the hell'd you come in here?" and he said, "Did you enjoy the killer tape?" and I was like, "hell, yeah because expect the intro..." The killer said, "WAIT WHAT THE FU-", one of my co-workers interrupted saying, "LOL GET REKT MR ASS I CHANGED THE TAPE EXPECT THE INTRO!" The killer said, "Well, damn this, you're lucky that I won't kill you because of your stupid co-worker ruining my fricking chance, so I will go kill someone else who watches this cursed episode." Then, he left... So, I thanked my co-worker and got her a new laptop with accessible holders, transformations, and Bluetooth connections to friend devices. She asked, "What's this button?" and pressed it, turning the laptop into a TV. My boss asked if he can use it, but it's my co-worker's, not my boss's. So, I said no. But he decided to invent the same thing I got for my co-worker. And everyone had one and was connected to each other with Bluetooth at work, even me.
Fuck man why did I even write this story? No wonder my wife left me and took the kids
Credited to PumpkinHead02
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