Bootleg Mister Maker Episode

If you are from the UK or Australia (Like me), Then you may know about the children's show on the BBC by the name of Mister Maker. If you don't know what it is then let me explain. Mister Maker is a British children's TV show on the channel CBeebies which is operated by the BBC. It is about a man by the name of Mister Maker (played by British television presenter Phil Gallagher) that teaches kids about arts and crafts. Each episode features seven different sequences and ends off with Mister Maker packing for the day. But one strange event happened one time, It has something to do with the show itself.

I loved Mister Maker when I was 5, I used to watch a lot on ABC Kids. I thought it was really funny. In 2015 when I was 13, I was browsing on YouTube until I found a video by the name of "COOL MISTER MAKER EPISODE IN THE DESCRIPTION FOR ALL THE GOOD USERS!". The user who uploaded was called FatAlbertandLittleBillFTWTheSimpsonsFTL19 UTTP. Now those users are considered GoAnimators (Vyonders nowadays). Those silly people posted lots of idiotic content. I clicked on the video. The video was just text saying "Click on the link in the description to watch it." The description said "ALL GOOD USERS WATCH THIS LINK RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU WILL BE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED" the link was a Google Drive of a Mister Maker episode.

I decided to watch for the hell of it. I started watching and the episode started as the intro but 2 things were off. The theme song sounded distorted and it was playing backwards and Mister Maker himself looked more of a deepfake of Phil Gallagher instead it actually being him. The episode started off as Mister Maker was reading a book about World War 2. He was laughing randomly at some parts. Mister Maker then said "Oh, I didn't see you there." Though what was odd was that Mister Maker had more of a deep sounding voice. He also wasn't his goofy and silly self in this episode, instead he was just rude and violent. Mister Maker turned on the TV and saw a person that had chopped off fingers. Mister Maker himself said "That gives me a idea" Mister Maker showed off the thing for people to make called it "The Finger Person" It was a actual human finger with beady eyes, noodle arms, fabric and a carved mouth. "Let's go to the doodle drawers." He said and went running and said what we need which is fabric, glue, plastic plate, noodles and a marker. He also found a CD, a copy of Shrek 2 on DVD, a lesbian adult movie with adult scenes, a copy of The Human Centipede on DVD, a big rock and a bowling ball.

He listed down the things he needed but then he said that he needs a knife. "FUCK! I NEED TO GO TO THE SHOP! I'LL BE BACK!" He then started to run to the door and then returned with a big bag. He got out a knife and he didn't give out a warning like he should. He started to make the thing by chopping off his middle finger. It zoomed to his face and he started screaming like hell. He started to find band-aids from the doodle drawers. This lasted like 2 minutes until he found some. "NOT FUCKING FUNNY!' He yelled. Then he started gluing the finger to the plate, started carving a mouth on it, drawing beads on it with the marker and gluing some fabric on it. "There, I finished it." he said. Then we saw the shapes sleeping, "Those damn shapes are sleeping again, I'll go wake them up." said Mister Maker. He then got out a megaphone and started to yell "WAKE THE FUCK UP SHAPES OR ELSE I'LL GET MY SHOTGUN OUT!" The shapes woke up and then they fell but they landed safely and then they started to sing they're song I am a Shape. The song was distorted and the faces weren't happy. they were sad. It was the rectangle's turn for a puzzle this episode and the puzzle was to figure out the pieces. The pieces made a dead body and with a knife in the chest. The shapes got back on the shelf afterwards. Mister Maker then said "I hope those shapes die one day." Tocky the Clock started to yell out the next sequence which was minute make time. "Oh shut up Tocky! Don't make me cook bird for dinner tonight."

Minute make time was skipped for some reason and was replaced by a scene of Kill Bill. The color children came to say hello to Mister Maker but Mister Maker just yelled "GO AWAY!". The children were crying and ran away. It was frame it time. Mister Maker just threw a bucket of red paint then he framed it. Which was really lazy of him. The messy picture was a serial killer. For the last creation, Mister Maker made a abomination. He stomped on a toy train and grabbed it's smokebox for the head, ripped out all the fluff from a teddy bear for the snow, put 2 googly eyes on and a lot more. but we didn't get to see the creating because instead scenes of American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, IT, Child's Play, Saw, Halloween, Scream and a lot more horror movies played. The slashers were replaced by the deepfake of Phil Gallagher. Tocky then yelled "Time to finish!" Mister Maker then yelled "FUCK!" and then said "Alright, my making time is over and yours is just beginning, Bye now, Time to burn this place to the ground." Then Mister Maker got out the place and burnt it and the video ended.

I reported the YouTube video for linking such a graphic episode in the description. Nowadays I think that FatAlbertandLittleBillFTWTheSimpsonsFTL19 UTTP was probably terminated. I don't know where he got that video from. But from what I saw wasn't a real Mister Maker episode.

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