Breaking Bad: Lost DVD: Difference between revisions
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I used to be normal... Then, I came across something horrifying that changed my life. |
I used to be normal... Then, I came across something horrifying that changed my life. |
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Hi. I'm Paul. I'm 21 years old and I like Brreaking Bad. I think it's a good watch. |
Hi. I'm Paul. I'm 21 years old and I like Brreaking Bad. I think it's a good watch, honestly. I think everyone could agree with that. If you like Netflix, obs. OK, onto the fucking story. Sorry for wasting your time. |
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I was browsing Amazon the other day. I saw a product that caught my eye. It was called Breaking Bad (DVD), I was very excited. |
I was browsing Amazon the other day. I saw a product that caught my eye. It was called Breaking Bad (DVD), I was very excited. |
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It only costed about $1.00. Bargin! It arrived 2 days later. |
It only costed about $1.00. Bargin! It arrived 2 days later. |
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I popped it into the DVD Player and it began. A Title Screen popped up. It was |
I popped it into the DVD Player and it began. A Title Screen popped up. It was just, off. |
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It only had one opition. Play. I clicked play. |
It only had one opition. Play. I clicked play. |
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Gus disappeared. |
Gus disappeared. |
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For some reason, Squidward came onto the screen. He |
For some reason, Squidward came onto the screen. He smiled. He waved. |
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'You guys selling meth without me?' Squidward cried, hyper-realistically, and full of hate. |
'You guys selling meth without me?' Squidward cried, hyper-realistically, and full of hate. |
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'I'm sorry, Jesser.' Walter said. |
'I'm sorry, Jesser.' Walter said. |
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Walter shot him. The episode ended with Frecnh text that |
Walter shot him. The episode ended with Frecnh text that translated to this. |
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'YOUR NEXT, PAUL!' |
'YOUR NEXT, PAUL!' |
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I was scared. How did it know my name? |
I was scared. How did it know my name? |
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I will never look at Breaking Bad the same way ever again and either will you too. |
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I destroyed the DVD. It was never seen again... |
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Latest revision as of 06:52, 9 December 2023
I used to be normal... Then, I came across something horrifying that changed my life.
Hi. I'm Paul. I'm 21 years old and I like Brreaking Bad. I think it's a good watch, honestly. I think everyone could agree with that. If you like Netflix, obs. OK, onto the fucking story. Sorry for wasting your time.
I was browsing Amazon the other day. I saw a product that caught my eye. It was called Breaking Bad (DVD), I was very excited.
It only costed about $1.00. Bargin! It arrived 2 days later.
I popped it into the DVD Player and it began. A Title Screen popped up. It was just, off.
It only had one opition. Play. I clicked play.
A Title Card. It said Episode 0. I saw Walter. Sitting in his RV.
He had blood coming out of his eyes. Jesse put his moist hand on his shoulder.
'Ayo, Mr White!' Jesse said.
Jesse sounded like a old man for some reason. I thought it was just a glitch.
'JESSEEEEEEEEEEEE!' Walter shouted.
Gus came flying in. He stabbed Jesse. How unkind!
'I am not dead, bitch!' Jesse said.
Gus disappeared.
For some reason, Squidward came onto the screen. He smiled. He waved.
'You guys selling meth without me?' Squidward cried, hyper-realistically, and full of hate.
'Yeah!' Jesse said.
Squidward shot himself. Jesse did a Fortnite dance. Walter stopped him.
'I'm sorry, Jesser.' Walter said.
Walter shot him. The episode ended with Frecnh text that translated to this.
'YOUR NEXT, PAUL!'
I was scared. How did it know my name?
I will never look at Breaking Bad the same way ever again and either will you too.
Written by TheBigLG
Content is available under CC BY-SA
Why are you reading this? Story's over.
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