Breaking Bad - How Gus Really Died

One day, I am sent a coordinate in the mail, everyone tells me not to go but I do. I go to the Coordinate that was sent to me and I see a dainty old shed. I go then go inside of the shed and I see Toby Fox sitting in an armchair writing on a paper that's on the table with a pen. I'm so happy to see him, then the shed lights on fire, and so does the end of Toby's pen. "do you want to write Deltarune lore?" asks Toby, "of course I do Mr. Fox!" I say, ignoring the fact that the shed is on fire.

I'm literally ecstatic, seeing Toby himself! I can't even imagine it! For some reason the shed isn't getting destroyed by the fire, maybe its done its round of devil worshipping and it's become immune to it. On the paper, I see the words, 'DELTARUNE, CHAPTER THREE', so I start writing, but then Toby tells me something, "make the story good, I have a friend that will view it. If you make bad Deltarune lore, you will die!" says Toby, enthusiastic yet devilishly.

After about an hour or two of writing, someone enters the room and I can't actually believe who it is! It's Gustavo Salamanca! "Hello, I am a good friend of Toby Fox. I will now review your paper to see if you belong in my company." says Gus, passionate to his work. Gus picks up my paper and skims it for a bit, he gives it back to me and he says "This is some fine work here, but why did you kill off the end villain of the dark world if both Queen and Chaos King lived on to tell the tale? And how did you get the idea to make the secret boss Danny Devito? Not saying that that was a bad idea, Danny seems like a good antagonist. I think that you deserve to be head executive of Deltarune lore, you deserve it." Then Toby says something "That's nice and all, but if he's head executive, that would mean that they ought to replace you, therefore I'd need to kill you." Then Gus turns to him and his head explodes. Toby pulls of his mask revealing that he's actually Walter White, and I pull off my mask, thus revealing that I'm actually Jesse Pinkman, bitch.

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