Buhdeuce Abuse

Just so you know, I am a retro cartoon fan. Everything that is on TV now is crap. The shows I hated the most are Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, and *shudder* Teen Titans Go. The only good shows on TV are Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show, and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, everything else can just burn in hell.

I spend most of my time drawing characters for my own original show, play video games, watch YouTube ranters, and draw pictures of SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Sanjay, Craig, Cyborg and Beast Boy getting tortured. But something happened that made me feel bad for doing so.

Today I saw people online talking about a new online Breadwinners game and said it was actually GOOD! I couldn't believe it. A breadwinners game actually being good? HA!

But since I was getting bored so I decided to play it. It was a game that was a normal platformer. You had to mine and deliver bread to houses without dying. The game had similar music to Spelunker.

It didn't look too bad, but after a while I decided to have some REAL fun. In the game you play as SwaySway with Buhdeuce following him around. Buhdeuce never caused a game over when he died and always respawned so I decided to make him die a bunch of times. Letting him get eaten, fall in lava, and even get left behind. It was the most fun thing I've ever done.

But at one point Buhdeuce didn't come back. I was disappointed, the fun was over. Did he die permanently if he got hit a certain amount of times.

I reset the game and saw that Buhdeuce was still missing. SwaySway looked really depressed, his "beak" was in a big frown. As I played he still looked uncomfortable. As I finished the first stage, a textbox appeared with SwaySway's name.

"You killed him..." I couldn't believe it.

"You killed my best bap. Are you going to kill me too? Are you having fun, ARE YOU?!"

This time SwaySway looked pissed, and then he calmed down and let me control him again, but still looked sad.

I went to the next stage. The sky was a dark red and the stage was on fire. After I finished SwaySway glared at me again.

"Are you ready, ready to see what you've done to him?!" There was a yes and no option, I picked no, but the game didn't do anything. It WANTED me to choose yes, so I did it.

I saw Buhdeuce, he had a bunch of bruises and he was bleeding. Then a textbox appeared with HIS name.

"I hope you're happy, you killed me. I know you enjoyed it. Do it again, besides the only way I can amuse you is to be your chew toy."

I felt something inside of me, was it... Guilt. I couldn't I mean he was just a character, a crappy one. But I wondered if he was really in pain, and SwaySway too. I never realized how much they cared for each other, but they did. I wish I could have taken the time to appreciate that one redeeming quality.

I still don't like Breadwinners, but I never drew violent hate art again.

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