Bulba Disease

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It all started with a cough. You didn't think much of it, so you move on. You then cough more and more often. Thinking you have a cold, you decide to take medication. It doesn't work, so you decide to let it pass. Eventually, the cough gradually begin to stop, and once it did, you thought it was all over. Little did you know the cough has evolved into something even worse.

You are at work, typing on a computer, and you begin to notice your co-worker's globe. Possibly longer then you ever had. You didn't know why, but something about that globe made you think about it, in some way sexually. You walk over to your co-worker and ask if you can look at his globe. He said sure, and you took a look at it. And then you saw it. Sandwiched between Poland and Russia, the country of Belarus. You look at it on the globe, something about it just perked your interest, you feel something press against your pants. You look down to see what it is. It's your penis. It looks harder and longer than anytime you saw women. Semen began to stain on your boxers. You realize that was enough, so you resume working, wondering what the hell just happened.

That night, while you were asleep, you began to dream of odd things. You find yourself in a potato field, with nobody in it. A red and green flag can be seen about 50 meters from your position. Where were you? Why does it seem familiar. Your cock began to swell again. Around that time, a man in a suit came walking toward you. He looked like an older man. He had thinning hair and a very, very sexy mustache. He was like a human in every which way, except for the fact he was much taller than you, about 10 meters tall. He began to speak to you in a language you did not know, but for some reason you understand what he says. He said that he was about to show you his favorite potato. He then tensed up, and as doing so, his suit tore apart, his jacket, shirt, tie, you name it, was literally vaporized. Where the man's penis should be, is a mass of potatoes, stacked to look like the length of a 24cm dick. He began swinging it around yelling a song. You became more sexually aroused than ever before, your cock growing to inhuman lengths, white juices began to cascade out like oceans. The giant man then said in his language, "My name is Alexander Lukashenko. Welcome to Belarus."

You wake up in a cold sweat. Recalling what just happened in that dream. You then knew what you needed to do. You order a flight ticket to a city called Minsk. You then traveled to the airport and board the plane. About 7 hours later, you saw it. There it was, Belarus; in person. You began to feel right at home. You could feel your penis grow so long that if it grew any longer, it would probably pop off. You arrive at the airport, and when you arrive at Minsk, you buy a shovel, rent a car, and go out into the country. After searching the perfect spot, you find it. It was a potato field, similar to the one you saw in that dream. You then take the shovel and dig a hole in the soft earth. After digging about a meter deep, you jump in the hole. Alex, the old man you saw in your dream, then appeared. He said, this time in English, "Here, I'll help you, my child." He then proceeded to bury you alive. But you were not scared, in fact, this is the most pleasure you have ever had in your life. After the hole has been filled, Lukashenko said, "Цяпер вы адзін з краінай."

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