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It all started with a cough. You didn't think much of it, so you move on. You then cough more and more often. Thinking you have a cold, you decide to take medication. It doesn't work, so you decide to let it pass. Eventually, the cough gradually begin to stop, and once it did, you thought it was all over. Little did you know the cough has evolved into something even worse.

 

You wake up in a cold sweat. Recalling what just happened in that dream. You then knew what you needed to do. You order a flight ticket to a city called Minsk. You then traveled to the airport and board the plane. About 7 hours later, you saw it. There it was, Belarus; in person. You began to feel right at home. You could feel your penis grow so long that if it grew any longer, it would probably pop off. You arrive at the airport, and when you arrive at Minsk, you buy a shovel, rent a car, and go out into the country. After searching the perfect spot, you find it. It was a potato field, similar to the one you saw in that dream. You then take the shovel and dig a hole in the soft earth. After digging about a meter deep, you jump in the hole. Alex, the old man you saw in your dream, then appeared. He said, this time in English, "Here, I'll help you, my child." He then proceeded to bury you alive. But you were not scared, in fact, this is the most pleasure you have ever had in your life. After the hole has been filled, Lukashenko said, "Цяпер вы адзін з краінай."

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