Bully.exe
i was playing pikmin 2 an ad poped up i saw the ad the asked me if i wanted to downlod pikmin 2 dlc i chose yes. it downloaded a file the file downloaded to my memory card i saw the file was a challenge mode map called bully.exe.
i played the map the waterwraith appeared. i saw it had replaced my player character with a purple pikmin i saw it also replaced my pikmin with olmar louie and president. i also saw that there where 4 other commanders who where the red blue yellow and white pikmin also. the pikmin commanders threw the people pikmin at the waterwraith the waterwraith crused them.
the pikmin commanders then got the eyes of C'Shan and said "yes we are the commanders now and all of the people are our slave we win!" the ship then turned evil and went into space and made more of the people from hocotate act like pikmin and they were the slaves and it was scary. the pikmin then fed all of the people to the waterwraith and i started crying. then a giant emperor bulblax appeared it had no walkin animations it just moved and you could hear big footsteps. i saw the geyser but it was blood instead of water i threw up. i used the blood geyser it took me to sublevel 0 and the time limit was 666 seconds to get all of the treasures i had to get all the treasures using my hocotoate slaves.
i got all the tresures the sublevel was over and i got to the geyser again and it took le to sublevel -1 i saw that there was a spider in there so i moved to sublevel -2 and red text appears and said "you're a bully" and my gamecube exploded and i died.
the next day i was alive i saw a blog post from a man the man was called "soupdog" and he asked what was up with the DLC then a user called "IKillU.gif" said "I don't know have you patronized me lately?". IKillU.gif is patrixx. patrixx then posted a pitcure of soupdog's dead body and then patrixx appeared to me and said "Now you" i then was killed and patrixx posted a picture of my dead body on the chat i looked so fat i also looked ugly so when i respawned i commited suicide.
the next day i was alive gain but not breathing so i went to the doctor and he said "looks like its a glitch" then he died. i went home and there was a kid the kid was eating out of my garbage can he asked me if i had weed and then he was arrested. i went inside my house and i saw on tv that there was this kid who ate omlet breakfast sandwich ang got murdered. evil ghost appeared in my house and said he had to kill me because i saw that.
i resurrected again and wrote this story i'm sorry if i can't write so good i got brain damaged from the ghost killing me and the game cube explosion also i never wrote a story before i'm only 19
you're next
the end
Written by Church of C'Shan
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