Buried Alive Theory
Now this is a story All about how My life got flipped-turned down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell ya how I become prince of a town called Lavender.
In west Pallettown I was born and raised In professor Oak's lab was where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool And throwin some pokeballs outside of school But when this one guy Who was up to no good Started makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little battle and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Lavender."
Whispers in the darkness Yo this is scary Drinkin orange juice out of a Marowak's skull Is what the people of Lavender Town live like? Hmm, I might not survive the night.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "LEAVE NOW" And had ghost-types in the mirror If anything I could say, "This cab gives me a scare." But I thought, Man, forget it. "Yo homes, to Lavender!"
I pulled up to the town around seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie, "Please, don't leave me here!" I looked at my kingdom I didn't wanna be there To be buried alive in my grave in Lavender.